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I have just had good news and that is that my goddaughter has just got engaged on the ski-slopes under the Matterhorn, her now-fiancé catching her completely unawares, stopping at a scenic point and...
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Just select all and copy into Word. Use Select F and type Coco into the popup box and then hit the replace button and type in your chosen name.....then replace all on the lower line and you have...
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final syllable of a word (6) = I am presuming is 'ending' (e-d-n-) It seems a very weak clue. thanks...
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In lieu of the last chapter and in anticipation of that momentous event The first marigolds and chainsaw Mrs O owned was years ago, an old yellow saw called Talbot, ladies’ bush trimmer supreme that...
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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Daffy house Not a Barmaid’s creature was stirring, not even ASBO’s mouse. The stockings were hung by MargotTester with care, In hopes that St...
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You have made Private Eye 'True Stories' in their Christmas edition. This one from the Irish Times:...
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At this family and friends time of year, there are several ABers who won't be with us because of death, disability, illness or they have wandered off. In memoriam to Owdhamer, Doctor Filth, Fredpuli,...
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There was a thread a few days ago about ABers no longer with us....anybody know which one it was? Thanks.......
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Knowabitless’s AB version of DTC Longfellow’s 'Three Queens' Three AB Queens came riding from Dee Sa away, Mrs Chappie and Atalanta and Netibiza; Three ABers out of the Saki East were they, They...
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I've just been to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers....
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'Twas the night before Christmas when all through Sherrard’s House Gness searched for the tilly-tools to hand to Builder, her shed spouse. Instructions were factor studied and ABers were know-abit...
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We're walking in the AB air We're floating in the Moonie sky; Ozzie's far below sleeping as we fly We're holding on very tight Slappy's showing the whisky hue Sir O's finding he can fly so high with...
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Palace of Saint DTC in the Hallowed Land of Kernow Christmas Advent 2014 [i] thanks to Mark Twain & His Letter to Santa Claus[i] My Dear Pixie, I have received and read all the AB letters which you...
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Some pretty amazing pics on the Beeb 6 pm news. Everyone okay?...
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I could have probably posted this in Home but then the message below is a serious one and I know that there are many on here who have CO alarms who would strongly endorse me in asking you, if you...
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Lady Jenkins apologises having declared that one of the principal causes of food poverty was that “poor people do not know how to cook”. Is she right or wrong about the cooking skills of the...
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The Story of the AB seriously Grim Brothers ONE POUND AND EIGHTY-SEVEN PENCE. THAT WAS ALL. AND SIXTY P of it was in pennies. Pennies saved one and two at a time by bulldozing Tony the grocer and...
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Great cartoon from Matt into today's Sunday Telegraph http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/matt/...
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CHANGING CHRISTMAS: A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated - thanks Barmaid. . . Please read the following carefully: I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer...
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Jeb Bush to stand as a Republican candidate? Speculation is mounting that he will throw his hat in the ring as someone who can unify the party and put the TeaPots in their rightful caddy, a politician...

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