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Being Thick This Morning Dt Last One

23 Passenger made upset when collected by chance 4-4 l-m-/d-c- lump dice? lamp dice? If so never heard of them...
10:04 Sat 23rd Aug 20145 answers, last by Peter Pedant 10:10 Sat 23rd Aug 2014
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Gness, Chill, Sunny Dave Or Whoever - Views On Today?

This is the e-mail that I have sent a mate, modified.....How much do you agree? "Well, how much of that Oval fiasco did you see/hear then? Congrats to Cookie and the boys and some tremendous...
20:48 Sun 17th Aug 201411 answers, last by DaisyNonna 23:30 Wed 20th Aug 2014
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Ed - Or A Mod

Ed - you really need to look at this technical issue with the Java spam site and post an update. Mods - if you have the Ed's number, please call him and alert him that several people are affected now....
18:21 Sat 16th Aug 20143 answers, last by Daffy6543 11:23 Sun 17th Aug 2014
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Java Update

I am getting bombarded with Java updates on AB, especially crosswords, is the company Nanning weiwu Technology legitimate.....I suspect not and, if so, Ed, you have a problem
09:25 Sat 16th Aug 201437 answers, last by tamborine 12:09 Sun 17th Aug 2014
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Latest Drawing

Here we are, the latest offering, a country pub to the south of Truro, on the 'Railway Ale' circuit down here. http://i58.tinypic.com/289x6hx.jpg...
20:56 Thu 14th Aug 201430 answers, last by Orderlimit 21:39 Fri 15th Aug 2014
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Yet Another Nudist Camp Story

A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony in the Balearics. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, a look-alike of our...
21:28 Wed 06th Aug 20146 answers, last by nudistpersonals 03:25 Thu 07th Aug 2014
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It's Yorkshire Day, Apparently.....

So, in honour of this momentous event, this thread is for Yorkshire jokes Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat. Vet: Is it a tom?...
20:26 Fri 01st Aug 201439 answers, last by whiskeryron 16:37 Tue 05th Aug 2014
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Tony And His Goat.....and Bernie

There was this farmer, Bernie, walking to his postbox one day, and he noticed an oak hearse coming up the road on one of those silver trolleys and, behind the hearse, was a man walking with a brown...
21:03 Thu 31st Jul 20144 answers, last by tonyav 23:57 Thu 31st Jul 2014
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Following On A Bit More From Flump - Part 2

Favourite perfume, gals? And boys - your fav on a gal? Coco Chanel pour moi, neck and a little dab just above you know where.........
21:49 Wed 30th Jul 201425 answers, last by Slapshot 23:23 Wed 30th Jul 2014
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Commonwealth Games - Medal Table?

Great that they are co-mingling the events between the able-bodied and the paras.....does the medal table reflect this too, or is the published one just for the able-bodied folk.....?
20:40 Mon 28th Jul 20141 answer, last by THECORBYLOON 21:14 Mon 28th Jul 2014
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Boaty's Tudor Arms.....

A termite walks into the Tudor Arms in Slimbridge and asks, "never mind boaty not being in, is the bar tender here"?...
22:00 Sun 27th Jul 201417 answers, last by cupid04 16:46 Mon 28th Jul 2014
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Welshie Ab Raffle

A Yorkshire man named Welshie moved to Conway and bought a sheep from an old Anglesey farmer for £100. The Anglesey farmer agreed to deliver the sheep the next day. The next day the farmer drove up...
21:44 Sun 27th Jul 201422 answers, last by Slapshot 16:43 Mon 28th Jul 2014
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Ab 'body & Soul Or Family' Topic Romance Questions Solved

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Support her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Listen to her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Romance her, Believe her,...
21:37 Sun 27th Jul 201411 answers, last by tonyav 21:58 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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The Commonwealth Games In Weegieland

What did the Glasgow blonde say after having multiple orgasms? "Well done, the Scottish swimming team."...
21:32 Sun 27th Jul 20147 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:26 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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Pizza Hut.

Last night, I phoned up the Truro Pizza Hut and asked for a thin and crusty supreme. They sent me Diana Ross....
21:26 Sun 27th Jul 20148 answers, last by tonyav 21:39 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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Telegraph Brain Games

an unusual interest in sex (9) prurience or pruriency - both are nouns.....? Thanks in advance (letters fit by the way - it's the last letter....)...
17:52 Sat 26th Jul 20144 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:06 Sat 26th Jul 2014
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Anybody Fancy Roasted Dog And Cat Food? Any Recipes?

The 'Kitchen Terrorist' has just struck. I heard the Aga door 'click' - having told the mater that dinner would be around 8.15-20, the roast chicken out at 8. Sure enough, everything had been pulled...
19:49 Thu 24th Jul 201419 answers, last by lady-janine 07:57 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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To Annoy Anne - The Weegie Games - A Salmond Publicity Stunt?

Seriously, this is beyond the independence issue, I just hope Salmond realises that. I hope all of you in Scotland, and those ABers living in the Glasgow area, have a fantastic time these next ten...
20:34 Wed 23rd Jul 201415 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:19 Wed 23rd Jul 2014
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Our Bernie Cuddles

Goes to the doctor. "Doctor, Doctor, Mrs C says I have a think about boobs, a fixation in fact, a tambo-fetish. It may be true as she caught me gazing at my neighbour's the other week." "Nothing...
19:10 Sat 19th Jul 20147 answers, last by berniecuddles 20:09 Sat 19th Jul 2014
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New Words - Prodantic

Courtesy of gordiescotland in the withdrawn thread. Prodantic is the art of spotting ships as proven in this pic: http://cdn2.shipspotting.com/photos/middle/3/5/8/1011853.jpg I am presuming that for...
19:04 Fri 18th Jul 201418 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:51 Fri 18th Jul 2014

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