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Yet Another Nudist Camp Story

A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony in the Balearics. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, a look-alike of our...
20:28 Wed 06th Aug 20146 answers, last by nudistpersonals 02:25 Thu 07th Aug 2014
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It's Yorkshire Day, Apparently.....

So, in honour of this momentous event, this thread is for Yorkshire jokes Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat. Vet: Is it a tom?...
19:26 Fri 01st Aug 201439 answers, last by whiskeryron 15:37 Tue 05th Aug 2014
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Tony And His Goat.....and Bernie

There was this farmer, Bernie, walking to his postbox one day, and he noticed an oak hearse coming up the road on one of those silver trolleys and, behind the hearse, was a man walking with a brown...
20:03 Thu 31st Jul 20144 answers, last by tonyav 22:57 Thu 31st Jul 2014
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Following On A Bit More From Flump - Part 2

Favourite perfume, gals? And boys - your fav on a gal? Coco Chanel pour moi, neck and a little dab just above you know where.........
20:49 Wed 30th Jul 201425 answers, last by Slapshot 22:23 Wed 30th Jul 2014
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Commonwealth Games - Medal Table?

Great that they are co-mingling the events between the able-bodied and the paras.....does the medal table reflect this too, or is the published one just for the able-bodied folk.....?
19:40 Mon 28th Jul 20141 answer, last by THECORBYLOON 20:14 Mon 28th Jul 2014
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Boaty's Tudor Arms.....

A termite walks into the Tudor Arms in Slimbridge and asks, "never mind boaty not being in, is the bar tender here"?...
21:00 Sun 27th Jul 201417 answers, last by cupid04 15:46 Mon 28th Jul 2014
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Welshie Ab Raffle

A Yorkshire man named Welshie moved to Conway and bought a sheep from an old Anglesey farmer for £100. The Anglesey farmer agreed to deliver the sheep the next day. The next day the farmer drove up...
20:44 Sun 27th Jul 201422 answers, last by Slapshot 15:43 Mon 28th Jul 2014
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Ab 'body & Soul Or Family' Topic Romance Questions Solved

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Support her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Listen to her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Romance her, Believe her,...
20:37 Sun 27th Jul 201411 answers, last by tonyav 20:58 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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The Commonwealth Games In Weegieland

What did the Glasgow blonde say after having multiple orgasms? "Well done, the Scottish swimming team."...
20:32 Sun 27th Jul 20147 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:26 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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Pizza Hut.

Last night, I phoned up the Truro Pizza Hut and asked for a thin and crusty supreme. They sent me Diana Ross....
20:26 Sun 27th Jul 20148 answers, last by tonyav 20:39 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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Telegraph Brain Games

an unusual interest in sex (9) prurience or pruriency - both are nouns.....? Thanks in advance (letters fit by the way - it's the last letter....)...
16:52 Sat 26th Jul 20144 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:06 Sat 26th Jul 2014
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Anybody Fancy Roasted Dog And Cat Food? Any Recipes?

The 'Kitchen Terrorist' has just struck. I heard the Aga door 'click' - having told the mater that dinner would be around 8.15-20, the roast chicken out at 8. Sure enough, everything had been pulled...
18:49 Thu 24th Jul 201419 answers, last by lady-janine 06:57 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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To Annoy Anne - The Weegie Games - A Salmond Publicity Stunt?

Seriously, this is beyond the independence issue, I just hope Salmond realises that. I hope all of you in Scotland, and those ABers living in the Glasgow area, have a fantastic time these next ten...
19:34 Wed 23rd Jul 201415 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:19 Wed 23rd Jul 2014
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Our Bernie Cuddles

Goes to the doctor. "Doctor, Doctor, Mrs C says I have a think about boobs, a fixation in fact, a tambo-fetish. It may be true as she caught me gazing at my neighbour's the other week." "Nothing...
18:10 Sat 19th Jul 20147 answers, last by berniecuddles 19:09 Sat 19th Jul 2014
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New Words - Prodantic

Courtesy of gordiescotland in the withdrawn thread. Prodantic is the art of spotting ships as proven in this pic: http://cdn2.shipspotting.com/photos/middle/3/5/8/1011853.jpg I am presuming that for...
18:04 Fri 18th Jul 201418 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:51 Fri 18th Jul 2014
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Bad Pooler Message - Forcing Dump And Crash

Then into reboot. Microsoft Windows 7, Asus Pc, Google Chrome. What could be causing this and any suggested remedies..... Many thanks in advice...
16:06 Thu 17th Jul 201417 answers, last by DTCwordfan 06:16 Wed 23rd Jul 2014
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Cameron's Claim (Tel Commentary From Him Today)

In short, well done Phil Hammond. The disgraceful £38 bln hole that Labour left behind in the MoD budget closed, the forces now on a £160bn investment programme over the next 10 years that is...
16:19 Mon 14th Jul 20142 answers, last by DrFilth 18:02 Mon 14th Jul 2014
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Another Groan Alert - A Sqad Joke And A Polish One.

Polish Terminology for Expat English Doctors artery the study of fine painting barium what you do when the patient dies benign what you are after you are eight cesarean section a district in Rome...
21:42 Sun 13th Jul 201411 answers, last by tonyav 19:15 Mon 14th Jul 2014
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Another Groan Alert - A Polish One.

A Polish man goes to the eye doctor. The bottom line of the eye chart has the letters: C Z Y N Q S T A S Z. The Optician asks, "Can you read this?" "Read it?" the Polish man replies, "I know the guy."...
21:16 Sun 13th Jul 201410 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:35 Sun 13th Jul 2014
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Dtc's Day - Christ - Truro Cathedral Had Xmas Decorations On Sale!

Went in there for a rather interesting quilt exhibition of Cornish saints tied back to the parishes - some stunning work and that is going to tour the country. However, couldn't help but notice that...
21:25 Fri 11th Jul 201420 answers, last by DTCwordfan 09:21 Sat 12th Jul 2014

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