In short, well done Phil Hammond. The disgraceful £38 bln hole that Labour left behind in the MoD budget closed, the forces now on a £160bn investment programme over the next 10 years that is...
Polish Terminology for Expat English Doctors artery the study of fine painting barium what you do when the patient dies benign what you are after you are eight cesarean section a district in Rome...
A Polish man goes to the eye doctor. The bottom line of the eye chart has the letters: C Z Y N Q S T A S Z. The Optician asks, "Can you read this?" "Read it?" the Polish man replies, "I know the guy."...
Went in there for a rather interesting quilt exhibition of Cornish saints tied back to the parishes - some stunning work and that is going to tour the country. However, couldn't help but notice that...
What a jerk. Dinner - roasted salmon, a little thyme, black pepper and into the Aga. With it some green asparagus and french beans. And fresh spaghetti in a ginger, lime and chilli sauce, some of the...
He'll enjoy this - I did. It could go on his thread, News, Family, or Competitions.... A new game called 'ASYLUM' Today's competition: Hijack an airliner and win a council house! We've already given...
I watched this cracking porno programme earlier, "Lesbian Heat". There were these 2 gorgeous lezzas in it, dripping wet and playing with each other under the hot sun, letting out loud orgasmic screams...
Poor Dear, a Chinese-ethnic woman of fairly mature years, acting as centre court line judge for serves (both on Centre Court)....two matches in Centre Court with Andy Murray booming his serves down at...
Following on from a GMEBers thread yesterday, do you have any family/personal collective nouns such as: * A sqwelsh of Welsh folk (the one yesterday) * A jangle of coat-hangers * A rump of female bums...
The latest drawing that I have just about completed, contemplating one or two little tonal changes/additions.....However, for those of you who like following my work, here we are:...
The CCTV cameras were rolling, chilldoubt commentating, footage passed to the National AB Commscentre in Kettering, Answerbank all-a-quiver to the prospect of the Owdhamer Steaks, the feature race of...
My daughter said, "Dad, when was the first time you fell in love?" I said, "I was 23. I walked into a bar and spotted the most gorgeous redhead I'd ever seen. Cupid04 fired her arrow the second I saw...
Tony goes into a Wolverhampton scrapyard looking for a Saab 900 driver's door. The scrappy says: "Sorry, we don't have any in at the moment, but the yard down over near Villa might have one!" Tony...
The passengers on a plane are waiting for the flight to leave, squashed into their under-sized seats. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilot uniforms. Both are wearing...
