Gness goes into Barclays Bank in Mayfair, and says she wants to open a savings account. The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and Gness says, "A million...
3 profit warnings, the announcement today about having to write down profits by 1/4 billion and the share price collapsing by 11% - Tesco's have just announced a store expansion programme and 20000...
The photo of the foul that left his MP colleague bleeding from near his eye.... http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-09/21/6/enhanced/webdr08/enhanced-buzz-4542-1411295122-11.jpg Captions Please?...
Tonight is the vote of the R&A Golf Club to allow female members in.
Could anyone tell me if the women's club in St Andrews, St Regulus, is going to allow men in their hallowed institution?...
Good luck to all our ABers and the Scots at large with the referendum today and that Scottish families and society at large unify around whatever the result is - and move on without incident or...
Holland is to take on renting out their empty prison space to the Norwegians. Shouldn't we do this and help relieve the overcrowded prisons in Britain. After all, London up to probably Hull is closer...
The doctor wants/has me on a starvation diet since last night to take some of my precious, beautiful, vintage Bordeaux tomorrow morning. It's all OTT I feel, my cholestrol having gone up from 4.8...
Saw the Daily Wail today and this featured. 1. Does QE2 become QE2 of Scotland? 2. Does Scotland become a Republic within the Commonwealth of which she is the Queen Bee? 3. Does Scotland invite the...
Firstly, having done some chores, slipped into town for a coffee. A 'friend' walks in, someone I could have done without. Her hubby works in Saudi and is back over; she has a Brit/Italian bf who has...
The kid has a brain tumour - his parents have removed him from hospital and have taken him to France......surely that is their legal right? The hospital has triggered an enormous police search on...
Yesterday afternoon, I did a double take when I read "Honking Duck" on the label. Enough to make one feel distinctly queasy. http://www.petco.com/assets/product_images/8/800443104149C.jpg Any examples...
Been getting this for some weeks now. Just been in the pc shop, the hardware is fine, the memory is fine, the Windows files are clean, the one possibility being that one of 80 odd drivers is playing...
Anybody else stayed there? Reactions? I'm having a lot of memories re-triggered and it hasn't changed much. What you do not get is the sense of smell in and out of the hotel...Mumbai is not the most...
Heard about that dedicated Man U fan, Gromit, who lost £50 on the MK Dons game?
He lost £25 on the game and £25 on the instant replay!
(sorry gromit - couldn't happen to a finer team)...
1400 children abused...... cases of beatings, petrol being poured over them, and even worse. Where was the Council and police, reports and complaints covered up? Not one council employee reprimanded...