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An ode to three of our brilliant cruciverbalists.

Thought that you might enjoy this. I know it's supposed to be a question here, so excuse me, after all crosswords are one of the hearts of AB, aren't they?. Bibblebub, Dannyk and Oldred sit in their...
20:10 Sat 10th Nov 20129 answers, last by mamyalynne 15:50 Tue 13th Nov 2012
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SweetIM Search

In trying to look for the Rugby (from the AB thread on this the other day), I have ended up with some SweetIM toolbar burying itself somewhere on my system.... How do I get rid of this? Have tried...
16:19 Sat 10th Nov 20127 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 16:38 Sat 10th Nov 2012
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The Gness Holiday Diaries (Part 4)

“Lordy Be” as I say to Sibs and Lady J when Tone misbehaves - Lamb for the first course, marinaded in the “pipeline” Guinness and then roasted off by my daughter, bless her,...
13:57 Sat 10th Nov 201216 answers, last by sibton 19:41 Sat 10th Nov 2012
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The Gness Holiday Diaries (Part 4)

Oh what fun we have had today, not that the evening wasn’t without fun, your Gness well rat-arsed and having a go at the Flute and the Fiddle, especially as the Deadwoods, distant cousins to the...
13:38 Fri 09th Nov 20127 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 00:42 Sat 10th Nov 2012
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The Gness Holiday Diaries (Part 3)

Phew, Guys and Gals, it's wonderful to be back on old Gness stomping grounds. The first night over, a breakfast of Kerry porridge, duck scrambled eggs and wild boar bacon, Irish cheddar and soda...
13:33 Thu 08th Nov 20128 answers, last by tonyav 15:36 Fri 09th Nov 2012
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The Gness Holiday Diaries (Part 2)

Two Garda Síochána officers stood menacingly over the car, if you could call the Trotter-mobile that we were travelling in a car, it was more like something that you would see Ratter and...
15:50 Wed 07th Nov 201223 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 14:07 Thu 08th Nov 2012
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The Gness Holiday Diaries

You don’t know what it’s like packing all my camis, shoes, half of my shed and all the rest into a tiny case to fly on the Pope’s airline for a trip to the sunny Emerald Isle, a trip...
19:13 Tue 06th Nov 201223 answers, last by gness 00:21 Mon 12th Nov 2012
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The Thai Brothel

This takes the piss out of the Dutch - what's a Dutchman? A Scot or Tyke without a sense of generosity. Now being Dutch, this involves 3 Royal Dutch Shell exploration staff out in Bangkok, one...
23:50 Mon 05th Nov 20125 answers, last by rismdl 02:44 Tue 06th Nov 2012
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Sex with Twins

My mate's shagging twins who both like it up the rear. I asked him, "How do you tell them apart?" He said, "That's easy, Sally's got massive tits and Derek's got a moustache."...
15:42 Sun 04th Nov 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 17:48 Sun 04th Nov 2012
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The Gregg's Boson Particle

I discovered this on the Internet Finally, Cornish scientists have found the missing part of what makes a Greggs' pasty so "nice". The Large Pasty Collider, located close to Helston (a...
16:47 Sat 03rd Nov 201241 answers, last by humbersloop 00:05 Mon 05th Nov 2012
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FAO Horseshoes

FAO Horseshoes - I goofed up in the previous one,writing it in the singular horseshoe, so with a little correction (and please ignore the previous one) Horseshoes claimed that she has been left...
18:00 Wed 31st Oct 20126 answers, last by marval 19:16 Wed 31st Oct 2012
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Enjoy this Halloween song

Just received an for an e-greeting...so I'll pass it on. http://www.egreetings...4521&path=2454924&nl3 Who is the couple?...
17:43 Wed 31st Oct 20124 answers, last by cupid04 19:34 Wed 31st Oct 2012
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FAO Horseshoe

(who has been left odeless). I was walking down a Cornish country lane choosing berries for a Halloween pie my lips and fingers dyed with purple witchy stain and yet another bursting fruit I tried. I...
17:11 Wed 31st Oct 2012
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The AB Halloween

Enjoy your Halloween evening be it live or on AB Any spooky stories? (If I have missed anybody, then sorry, there's only so much around the quib of a fire) The Bard shall now narrate you tales of AB...
14:58 Wed 31st Oct 201217 answers, last by lady-janine 00:40 Thu 01st Nov 2012
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Divorce?

Moonie and Redman were quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking CAMRA beer when suddenly Moonie says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife – she ain’t spoke...
11:19 Wed 31st Oct 201210 answers, last by sibton 21:08 Wed 31st Oct 2012
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Thanks B00

Nothing more to be said...... Mazie, are you around as some of us love you!...
22:57 Mon 29th Oct 201221 answers, last by boxtops 10:00 Tue 30th Oct 2012
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Bond Cars

Hope Excelsior is watching.... Hope that he is on-line as he was having PC problems and thinking that he would definitely not be able to afford a new one. He was "hanging on for grim death over...
22:04 Mon 29th Oct 201255 answers, last by B00 22:55 Mon 29th Oct 2012
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My Boyfriend Has Just Brought Home A Lobster To Eat (The Monday Version)

My apologies on losing this yesterday as, apparently, I placed it in Animals accidentally, thinking it was in here. Thanks for the info on that, Ed...... Anyway, a second go! [i] A Phone Call to the...
18:24 Mon 29th Oct 201216 answers, last by callofduty123 17:08 Thu 01st Nov 2012
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Ed -E-mail to you

Re Parody on My Boyfriend has just brought Me a Lobster to Eat (Part 2) which, for some bizarre reason was removed as there is nothing insulting inside of it, okl to publish it - or I can change the...
13:11 Mon 29th Oct 20122 answers, last by thetaliesin 13:29 Mon 29th Oct 2012
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My Boyfriend Has Just Brought Home A Lobster To Eat (Part 2)

[i] A Phone Call to the Cornish Lobster Samaritans Society, Salcombe, Sunday pm, 4 o’clock/5 yesterday for those of you who haven’t changed their clocks yet. After all this is an advice...
20:55 Sun 28th Oct 20123 answers, last by The Builder 21:02 Sun 28th Oct 2012

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