Apart from Jonny's Christmas Cracker Sheep joke thread, I''ll add this Welsh Anthem to the mix: I like shagging sheep 'Cos they don't have big clodding feet They have little hooves instead And they're...
Apparently Truro Police station have had a theft over the weekend, an inside job one may say, of all of the toilets in both the men's and women's. The Chief Inspector commented to the Press:...
Have posted on CB today for Remembrance. Posting here for those that didn't view the drawing as I worded that thread title as to the Fallen. The Pepperpot, an old marker lighthouse at Portreath to...
I left the stage of the hotel to rapturous applause and wolf63 whistles, the officials still in disarray from their plummet to the floor; well what a stupid place to put a support pole. They need our...
Few people, and even people living down here and in either Padstow or Portreath know that Edward Binyon composed the words of the poignant "For the Fallen" down here in Cornwall, overlooking...
Thought that you might enjoy this. I know it's supposed to be a question here, so excuse me, after all crosswords are one of the hearts of AB, aren't they?. Bibblebub, Dannyk and Oldred sit in their...
In trying to look for the Rugby (from the AB thread on this the other day), I have ended up with some SweetIM toolbar burying itself somewhere on my system.... How do I get rid of this? Have tried...
“Lordy Be” as I say to Sibs and Lady J when Tone misbehaves - Lamb for the first course, marinaded in the “pipeline” Guinness and then roasted off by my daughter, bless her,...
Oh what fun we have had today, not that the evening wasn’t without fun, your Gness well rat-arsed and having a go at the Flute and the Fiddle, especially as the Deadwoods, distant cousins to the...
Phew, Guys and Gals, it's wonderful to be back on old Gness stomping grounds. The first night over, a breakfast of Kerry porridge, duck scrambled eggs and wild boar bacon, Irish cheddar and soda...
Two Garda Síochána officers stood menacingly over the car, if you could call the Trotter-mobile that we were travelling in a car, it was more like something that you would see Ratter and...
You don’t know what it’s like packing all my camis, shoes, half of my shed and all the rest into a tiny case to fly on the Pope’s airline for a trip to the sunny Emerald Isle, a trip...
This takes the piss out of the Dutch - what's a Dutchman? A Scot or Tyke without a sense of generosity. Now being Dutch, this involves 3 Royal Dutch Shell exploration staff out in Bangkok, one...
My mate's shagging twins who both like it up the rear. I asked him, "How do you tell them apart?" He said, "That's easy, Sally's got massive tits and Derek's got a moustache."...
I discovered this on the Internet Finally, Cornish scientists have found the missing part of what makes a Greggs' pasty so "nice". The Large Pasty Collider, located close to Helston (a...