Is what I would love to be tomorrow. My son has just called in on his way to visit the daughter in Devon. I sent him into the dining room to fetch my cheque book. He was ages and very quiet when he...
... or to be more specific dogsh!t. I'm having a very pleasant couple of days in Nice for a family birthday ... it's a very interesting place - but any attempt to walk the streets looking up at the...
I'd like to thank everyone on here who has given me support and advice over the last 9 months regarding my crown court trial. It finally took place over 2 days (yesterday and wednesday). Unfortunetly...
Not sure which section to put this in? These are apparently all headlines from American newspapers: Rally against apathy draws small crowd Starvation can lead to health hazards Police arrest everybody...
Friday, 1st of the month. There is low cloud here this morning, but no frost. I hope the disperses when the sun rises. . . if it rises! I've got a haircut at 9.30, so I hope it warms up a bit! I saw...
Following on from Gness's startling list of items, I had a mental check of things in my boot which are: 1. An accordian (don't ask) 2. Spare oil and water 3. A hospital sick bowl 4. A pair of...
and a special shout out to my eejit brother-in-law who got married on Feb 29th 1984 (at gretna) with no consideration tut (they've been married nearly 30 years but missed most of the milestone...
1. The diet's working and trousers fit nicely this morning. 2. My ex may have been a lying cheat, but he let me have ALL of the furniture and it looks awesome in the new house. 3. Two colleagues have...
If someone was stupid enough to drop a phone in the bath, how long would it take for the rechargeable batteries to dry out,and could they be put on the radiator.(Not a mobile phone)And would they work...
ME..Its my birthday today............... OTHERS...Oh no it isnt...................... ME...Oh yes it is................... OTHERS...Oh no it isnt................ ME...Its my birthday tomorrow then......
Rafael Benitez has said he will leave Chelsea in May and described the decision to give him the title "interim manager" as a "massive mistake". http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21611064 ho will...
With the number of different brands of engine oil available on the market is there really that much difference between say Castrol and a own brand like Halfords?
The local government official numpty of the year award for 2013 so far. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-21594109 Just unbelievable.......and he was saying that lunch time that he was not...
