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Food that tastes better the next day....

After Eccles wanting lasagne, lol, got me thinking. It always tastes better the next day. And today I made a Cottage Pie for dinner, which was lovely, but I know the remainder will taste so much...

starone

The Scottish brothel

The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow, and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir?" she asked. The man...

Krausse

Do you play ?

A musical instrument ? I am a guitarist (sort of) but my guitar just hangs on the wall like an ornament. Please inspire me with your musical genius and by the end of the night we could have an AB...

chattykathy

Where to put £110k?

I'm about to sell a property and realise about £110k. I intend to buy another house within the next year so where would be the best place to put my money with regard to interest and access? TIA...

BobbyBobBob

I have been offered a job of being involved in a market research group, talking about bread. Apparently the people come to your house and it lasts 3 to 4 hours. Also I will be asked to keep a diary...

carrust

How do...

....Sell a Yorkshireman double glazing? Tell 'im his kids wont be able to hear the ice cream van....

venator

My poppy has popped

I've bought 2 poppies now - they have both fallen apart. The "popper" on the green bit isn't secure on the black bit. Are they made in China now?...

biglillypicker

tablets

i am thinking of getting a tablet for my wife ,can you get on internet with a tablet ,does any body know any cheap 10inch ones thank you.

anotheoldgit

The good news is.........but the bad new is.

http://www.dailymail....nt-keeping-money.html The good news is that at last it seems that overseas aid money to such countries as India is to be cut, but the bad news is, will this saving be passed on...

cupid04

Debt collector.

A debt collector is tracking down a man who owes a huge sum of money. There's no one at his home, so he speaks to a neighbour. 'I'm trying to get in touch with Mr. Johnny Shagbreak,' he says. 'His...

Dee Sa

dumb deed of the day

I left a pack of 28 toilet rolls at Asda checkout, I had a small trolley so I said to checkout lady I will leave these here and put them on top of the other shopping and promptly walked away without...

Jemisa

Bill's Birthday...

- A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even say good morning to him. So, he left for work in a huff. His receptionist, Joanna, said happy birthday. "Thanks, Joanna....

desktop

fed up wih everyone

totally fed up with everyone; on here downstairs; workman; adverts cat get answers to bonjela and comet still havent got back to me

marval

Beware

Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of the dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the...

cupid04

Fao Tilly2.

Please reconsider.......xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

horseshoes

Thunder

OMG There has just been a huge flash of lightening and the loudest thunder I've ever heard! I HONESTLY thought it was an explosion. It's been a lovely sunny day and now it's gone quite black.

albaqwerty

Pleasant Bus Journey Today.

The bus drivers were nice and cheery, but my gosh, little 'uns chatter non-stop. Do they ever come up for air? :-) It made a nice change from girning little darlings....

Ann

FAO DT re Birdlip

As you know we had a few days away staying in Royal George Hotel, Birdlip, Gloucs. It was an area we had not been to before so really enjoyed it. Went to Batsford arboretum on the way to Birdlip, can...

flobadob

Gas cooker not lighting.

Our gas cooker is connected to a cylinder out the back. Last night and today it will not light. I took off the regulator and there is gas coming out of the cylinder. But the rings and the oven are not...

ruthie

DT Sat 3/11 Prize Xword 27014

I need help with a couple of clues please: 23a Little imp returned in passing(5-5) I have Sxxxt-xxxxx 16d Ruminant's face covering plant (5-5) I have Gxaxx-xxxxx Thanks Ruthiex...

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