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I have a notion

or I have an ocean. Is a craving for a prawn cocktail wrong, really wrong or dreadful?...

FAO sibton.

That wasn't a very long weekend! How did the naughty weekend go, then? Tell all, I promise I wont tell a soul, lol!xx...

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wheres factor is he ok

wheres factor is he ok anyone know i not feeling ill with period and migraine.

marval

Balls

A Jewish family invited their gentile neighbours for holiday dinner. The first course was set in front of them and the Jewish couple announced, "This is matzoh ball soup." On seeing the 2...

Jemisa

Perfume...

Anyone know a Perfume site that are cheaper than the shops? The one I always used isn't there any more. Good perfume brands I mean. jem...

mrspirite

what's classed as stealing in supermarkets.

can someone please settle an argument....if you pick up a sandwich while doing your shopping in a supermarket,and then eat it while walking round,but take the empty package to the checkout to pay for...

Suetheramble

Qatar & achohol

My son is about to accept a job in Qatar. I am concerned because he does drink a lot. What will happen if he is found to be drunk in this country?

Booldawg

Whats your phoning someone policy?

I have this thing about not phoning people after 9pm if its not something that can wait until the next day. Different if its an emergency. Whats your cut-off time? Someone I know always phones late....

josaphine32

When will it stop raining

I wanted to go out to do a bit of chrimbo shopping, The roads have been continually flooded all week, Is it Cold, Wet, & Miserable, where you live?...

dotty.

Anyone visiting our village for the first time last night...

would have thought it a very aggressive, warlike, fanatical, revolutionary and noisy place to be.....what was it like round yours this bonfire weekend?

waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

Sunday morning. It's wet. How unusual! It's a quick dash for the paper later then back home a bit sharpish. I hope your weather is better wherever you are. Have a happy day everyone....

nungate

Mad Over Fifties Club

Time again for Nungate Towers to throw open it's doors and welcome all you Mad over fifties. Tonight we shall be having a bonfire party out in the courtyard with fireworks galore and a barbeque!...

joggerjayne

X Factor ... Seriously ???

I'm watching the X Factor for the first time in this series. Are they serious about these guys? They are absolutely rubbish. How many times can the judges try to build up the show by telling these...

DTCwordfan

The Gregg's Boson Particle

I discovered this on the Internet Finally, Cornish scientists have found the missing part of what makes a Greggs' pasty so "nice". The Large Pasty Collider, located close to Helston (a...

10ClarionSt

Did you see Prince Charles on the news...............

..........having those garlands put round his neck by that topless girl? He bent forward quite a lot didn't he? LOL! ;o)

sunny-dave

Whine of the Week

What's twisted your lemons this week ... ? I'd settle for hanging, drawing and probably quartering the prat who designed (I use the word loosely) the shower attachment that had a good stab at frying...

shooty

what ever happened to zhukov ?

Is he still around, haven't seen him on here lately.

allcott

Sat Tel 27,014

Please can you help 15d rodent catcher allowed to go in rickety vehicle Is it rattle tram or rattle trap? Thankyou...

jkelly24

Comet extended warranty

I purchased a laptop from Comet approx 3 months ago and took out their extended warranty for an extra year. The company name on the plan is TWG Services Ltd. I opted to pay for the extended cover...