Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Time again for Nungate Towers to throw open it's doors and welcome all you Mad over fifties. Tonight we shall be having a bonfire party out in the courtyard with fireworks galore and a barbeque! Tonight's tailcock will be the Super sparkler, guarnteed to make your evening go with a bang! For those not inclined to venture outside we shall be serving a delicious Bonfire Hotpot in the Great Hall with the customary horses doovers, canopies and volly vonts
and on the pudding trolley is plum duff and custard, there is also a copious number of toffee apples available (the toffee apple harvest has been spectacularly good this year) As usual the Minstrels will be in the gallery playing their usual selection of madrigals and toccatas, and as an added bonus they will also be giving us as selection of Abba's Greatest Hits.
For the rofl tonight, I have 1 witches hat,
more toffee apples
a pair of vampire fangs (found in the gents
ablutions)
even more toffee apples (did I mention we have a
glut this year?)
As usual there is bungee jumping, the hot tub is fired up, and the local Morris
Dancers will be on hand to prance the evening away in the courtyard
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter..........(evil laughter!!!!!)

[tonyav]

Good evening maam, and all that may enter nungate towers later. For the fofl may I offer one flasher unit knackered[i suitable for a 1963 Singer Gazelle, one Catherine wheel [i]no blue touch paper ![i] and 35 toffee apples.
May I partake in a bucket of Super Sparkler.
[i]is qom still pining over the sailor].

[nungate]

Good evening and Welcome Tony, a bucket of Super Sparkler is winging its way to you as we speak!
As for QoM's pining - who knows? Possibly. I wish she would make up her mind one way or the other

[tonyav]

I'm sure she will eventually nungate.

[owdhamer]

Mrs Owd has made 10 gallons of black peas,will you require mushy as well.can I tie a riprap to the butler?

[nungate]

Mushy peas Owd? Never had those. There is no butler at the Towers, only Igor and the rest of the staff.

[tonyav]

Well I wouldn't mind some of them, owd, lovely with some fish and chips.

[nungate]

If it's fish and chips you want I could arrange a delivery from Dino's

[tonyav]

That sounds good, nungate.

[nungate]

Haddock and chips then Tony?

[tonyav]

Don't mind if I do nungate, with some of owds mushy peas of course.

[nungate]

Anyone else? If not I'll give them a call....

[queenofmean]

helllloooooooooo over fifties peeps :P

[tonyav]

Hi ya qom, hope your not still pining ?.

[queenofmean]

evening tony...only slightly need to tie up some loose ends though

[tonyav]

Well do it quickly qom make mom happy.

[queenofmean]

I will do tony :)

[nungate]

Loose ends? Has a decision been reached then?

[queenofmean]

it is possible but i won't know until i tie these ends up

[tonyav]

Oh gawd I've got that bloody ear worm again now.

[nungate]

Ear worm again? Shall I call Nanny to look at it? She's very good at howking those things out you know