Good evening all............and excursion to the Rat and Testicles completed, their spider lasagne delicious, the vampire blood of an acceptable palate.
Offer for the Riffle:
One spider with only two legs (nearly wrote eggs)
One Church organ, with only three pipes
A single tined fork, excellent for eating slugs and oi-tony-sters.
One pumpkin minus eyes and pips
One pecan pie without the can - clotted cream extra.
One plank, one way
Glasgow traffic light, bulbs stolen
One male PC helmet minus badge
One pair of fem PCs panties, embroidered "hallo, hallo, what do we 'ave 'ere"
One ghost minus bones.