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My perfect summer eve

Home at 5:45. Greeted by a very enthusiastic Border Collie. We walk down the familiar track to the overgrown field and I throw the ball. Gazelle like he bounds around until, panting like the Flying...

HowardKennitby

cocoa good for you

everybody having one before bed then http://www.healthcare...ementia-at-bay/22509/...

tinkerbell23

The InLaws

Amuze me.... Inspired by gness an mrs O.... Tell me the crackers some inlaws have said to you!? Mothers and their sons eh!? Or even daddys and their daughters!!! In my case its my mum who says all my...

mrs_overall

Patient Transport

Does anyone know the criteria for eligibility? It can't be down to benefits as I have a wealthy friend in West Yorkshire who is attending a hospital in Sheffield and patient transport (a taxi) is...

BlueToffee

PayPal

Would appreciate it if someone couod tell me whether e.paypal.co.uk is a kosher or spoof website. I have been hacked before and don't want to be again. Thank you, BT

sunny-dave

Mackerel

I was wondering if any of our AB members living near the sea might have ideas of useful things to do with a mackerel.

mrs_overall

Tonyav's Story

Tonyav was conceived (with a degree of contortion and inventiveness) on the back seat of a Citroen 2CV, so his parents decided to name him Antoine Avec Voiture. His name lasted until his first day at...

joggerjayne

I've Finally Done It

I've just been on the "Eye" I only went out for a coffee. It was quite jolly. Only £8. There's a commentary by Steve Coogan! (I mean, recorded ... he doesn't sit in the pod with you)....

joggerjayne

Come On, Are You Serious?

A pal has hitched up with a new BF while I've been away. And then she drops the bombshell ... he's a vegetarian! This is the last of my pals whom I'd have expected to go out with a veggie. She must've...

waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

Tuesday and it's low flying cloud this morning, not looking good. Can't do anything about it so have a happy day everyone....

Gizmonster

I was chatting up a lass last night ....

.... and everything was going fine. I asked her where she was from. She replied, "Oldham". So I did ...... and that's when she slapped me .........

piggynose

I´d like to start writing articles and essays in preparation for a future O´level exam

in English. Any advice would be gratefully accepted, because I haven´t written anything in yonks(about 40years). Is there a website offering help? thanx in advance...

owdhamer

Olympics

Are there any ABers with ambitions to appear in the next olympics. Come on Oldham....

queenofmean

That Little Brown Envelope

....containing appointment 3 for Laser Treatment came in today .... wooop-de-doo

Samblain

Cattle eyesight

Are cattle colour blind

JonnyBoy12

Would it be possible to have an communal oxygen room in the U.K.?

We all know that in Japan they have got oxygen bars but would it be possible to have a whole room filled with pure oxygen? That would save the need to bottle it all up and lots of people could fill...

Bazile

Misuse of words

What misuse of words do you frequently hear . I have just heard someone state that they 'writ' it down - instead of 'wrote' it down...

DTCwordfan

where has Mick Talbot gone and what is he having for his Tea?

Bonus for comment/jokes about his rooster avatar.

Ric.ror

Tea tonight

Well I've just had a bowl of cereal and am about to make a wrap with lettuce and harrisa which is nice and spicy

maggiebee

Cliques

Do you think there are any "cliques" on the AB site? Sometimes feel that there are "in" jokes and some seem to know each other rather well. Am I being paranoid?

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