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Words to put in wedding card.................

a colleague is getting married and a card is being sent round the office for signing. I am useless at thinking of a few words to write in cards at the best of times but now everyone has has put all...

NoMercy

Wine of the Week

Co-Op Fairtrade Chilean Sauvignon Blanc A well-rounded and balanced white, this wine has subtle favours of lemon and underlying nuances of grapefruit. Crisp, refreshing but not too acidic, this is...

albaqwerty

The AB Come Dine With Me

sorry if it's been done before. There's five of you, you are the host. Can we start his off nicely with who would you like to appear? Apart from there's too many to mention, you can have at least 5...

Eve

Young Sex Offenders

I've noticed a few reports lately about young people, some just children, committing sex offences. There has been concern round where I live recently after a series of sex attacks, some on consecutive...

Duncer

My wife said to me in the bed last night.............

....................................."all the romance in this relationship is gone". I hate her talking to me while I'm masturbating....

Andyvon

Sex in the Olympics

I've just read the CNN report that some 70-75% of the Olympic athletes engage in sexual adventures in the Olympic Village during the two weeks of the games. They either end up having sex with other...

kendra20

how low can some people sink.

I have just come ba ck from the vets after picking up my dog. I told the nurse to put my change into the RSPCA charity box. she told me THE BOX STOLEN WHILE SHE WAS IN BACK OF OFFICE. AND IT WAS FULL...

firewatch

Best

Spelling error in the Daily mail goes to the article with Somerset spelt Summerset tut tut! Spelt how locals say it but not excusable!

giveup

Are they trying to tell me something

This week I have received 3 free samples of anti ageing creams through the post. I fear they might be too late.

emmie

Olympic Closing Ceremony

shame that they can't have the closing ceremony after the Paralympics. After all they are just as committed to their sports, work as hard if not harder. Sundays closing ceremony will be mostly music...

WELSHYORKIE

Good Morning All

Morning all from a dry NW Wales - unexpected early start but make hay while the sun shines and all that.

sherrardk

Sqad avatar

Just me, or did anyone else see an avatar attached to Sqad last night? (promise I was stone, cold sober).

Caran

439!!

Went to see daughter SIL and 5 grandchildren to say have a nice holiday, they are going to Croatia in the morning for 3 weeks. Daughter says"Seeing as you will not be babysitting or club runs,...

EvianBaby

Samaritans

Have you ever called them? We're they helpful to you? Or indeed worked for them?

davidanthony

Ireland

I am taking a couple of weeks to drive around Ireland. Having never been before, are there any places, sights, restaurants, pubs etc off the beaten track I should not miss ??

DTCwordfan

For Owdhamer

Hey, Owdhamer, our old boy, how are you feeling tonight (but knowing it will be shyte tomorrow/Friday)? Hope it went well today - as best as these things can.... We are thinking of you....

DTCwordfan

Talking about Jogger

Talking about Jogger Jayne, anyone seen the young bird? - or is she sunk in: (i) a Swiss bed (ii) a vat of wine - or gin (iii) gambling debts (iv) kidnapped by an ABer (v) olive oil I am surprised we...

walmsley23cd

books similar to adrian mole

are there any books similar to adrian mole

Duncer

Is this the stupidest dog in the world?

It took on a porcupine, and this is the result.... http://www.funnythrea...og-meet-porcupine.htm...

mrs_overall

Following on from Tilly's excellent thread....

I posted this a couple of years ago but no harm in airing it again. Invent the most ridiculous country & western song title you can. Here are some real examples for inspiration:...

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