As her Ladyship is absent, currently attending the dear Dowager Aunt, it falls to me once more the throw open the portcullis and welcome you all. The international theme for the buffet continues with...
Got my first ever scam email - you know the sort of thing "dear friend, I have loads of money that I shouldn't have ...". Tight git only wants to give me 35% of it, I'm holding out for at...
he has alerted me to the fact that someone who is a contributor on sports-answerbank is using the same name as me. i can assure all of you that it is NOT me. i went and had a look there --- very...
He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the last 20 years without fail. This 50th...
You do not need a licence to drive around Leeds and sell ice creams. Why is it you never see a while person driving around and if you go to the bad areas all the ice cream vans are parked up. I'm not...
A Scotsman and his wife walked passed a swankey new restaurant. His wife said "did you smell that food" "Incredible" Being a kind hearted Scotsman, he thought "what the heck...
Picture if you can, a middleaged couple married for some years. The man's mother dies and leaves him some money. A couple of years after the couple decide to divorce. I am arguing that everything has...
My friends are regular goers and wanted to invite me as i've recently broke up with my girlfriend and need some action. Would i be breaking any laws in these places as i cannot afford to have a...
13 across (7) E___E_D Great brain _ mine familiarly enjoyed acquiring bit of erudition. 9 down (6) (8) _A___T _R_C_I_E Worked out great tactic per training session for the Gunners. 17 down (8)...
I`ve just received eight emails telling me I have an answer to a thread I subscribed to???????? I didn`t know I could do that and what`s worse I don`t know how I did it. Life is so complicated. :-(...
I'm looking for a recipe for a pudding that looks spectacular. I know I can trawl through recipe books but I would sooner hear from somebody who has actually made it. Last year I made a spectacular...
As an 'official' Olympic cynic, is it OK for me to change my mind? I am utterly in awe of our women athletes in particular. As i'm on the subject, is it also OK to be utterly in lust with our...
