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First Holy Communion

I am going to my friends sons first holy communion on saturday and have never been to one before as I am not Catholic, Anyone tell me what happens?

lunaraine

French treehouse refused entry.

Hi, we travelled to France via Brittany ferries last week, but due to the weather, the ferry could not dock for 7 hours past our eta. We had booked a night in a treehouse. Fully paid for and also paid...

starone

Paraprosdokians

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still on my list. 3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear...

MoonRocker

Will mankind reach Mars?

a) What sort of technical advances will be required to reach Mars? b) How long do you think it will be before the first man on Mars and subsequent safe return? c) What are the benefits to mankind of...

Tilly2

Latin scholars

What does the word salvete mean? balm? peace? welcome?...

sherrardk

Disappointing names

Found out that there is a sparkleberry tree and was childishly disappointed when I saw a picture of one (it's a perfectly nice tree, but not what I was hoping for). Any names of stuff disappointed...

boxtops

Problems with Answerbank ?

Is anyone else having problems with the site freezing? For the last few days it (and not other sites we've got open) is hanging - this morning, repeatedly I'm getting a message "AB is not...

skenfrith2010

Shoe Polish Problem

If anybody has a tin of dried up shoe polish try mixing in a few drops of white vinegar then,pop in the Microwave for ten seconds. Hey Presto!! Hot vinegary shoe polish!

4getmenot

Ideas...

...For a funny trio fancy dress please

Dodger666

Euro Match

I have just watched an entertaining European football match on BBC2 between two teams who didn't, spit, swear, roll on the floor in agony, try to con the ref etc, etc, etc. It was a European 2013...

horseshoes

Minnie's New Foal

Here are the previous posts: http://www.theanswerb.../Question1137972.html I thought you may like to see Minnie's foal. He's gorgeous. http://i48.tinypic.com/w6rz2s.jpg...

DTCwordfan

Anybody watching Queens

Disgraceful incident with Neobandian kicking a line judge and injuring him, bllod pouring out of the poor man. Instant disqualification. Crowd don't like it and are booing. Queens have handled it...

mrs_overall

The Answerbank Radio Show - Episode 4

In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Fray Bentos, Argentina), Doctor Sqad was in his surgery idly flicking through a Janet Reger lingerie catalogue, cunningly concealed within a...

Traci66

Not a chance !

Step son rung the other day to ask if we had any spare paint as he was moving to a new place, yesterday OH took pots of paint over and it transpires that son is moving in with his mother who has split...

waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

Sunday morning. Cloudy, but no rain. What's occurring here? :o} Have a happy day everyone....

ladyalex

Mad over Fifties Club

The Club is now Open Welcome one and all, old and older, mad and madder to our delightful club. We have been experiencing some difficulties here at the Club HQ with the electrical apparatus , notably...

joeluke

My girlfriend took me by the hand and led me down to the games room...

She got on top of the snooker table and onto her hands and knees. She lifted her skirt and I saw she wasn't wearing any knickers. She said, "Pink or brown. Take your pick." I said, "How...

thedodge

Daily Telegraph Cryptic 26,894 Saturday June 16th 2012

1d, Island reporter covers America (4) ??B? 3d, One who has committed a grave offence (4,8) ??D? / ????C??? 10a, One way to make the food go round (4) ?T?? 12a, This person gets seconds in dining room...

Hymie

Recommend a film

Not being a cinema goer or much of a TV watcher – I have taken to watching DVD films purchased from my local trade in store. I would estimate that they have on display around 5,000 titles...

excelsior-1

brought a lump to my throat ... again

just watched ET on the telly. the departure at the ending has moved me, again. it is one of only two movie sequences that has had this effect on me. part of it is primarily the superb music score by...

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