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zebo

Mr Bouquet's dilemma

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at...
21:57 Tue 19th Jun 20126 answers, last by chaptazbru 15:57 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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moonraker558

Good Morning All

Looks like another cracker of a day in store. If you are at home today enjoy, if you are at work...crack on.
04:08 Wed 20th Jun 2012112 answers, last by rowanwitch 09:11 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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Barmaid

Silk

I thought the last episode was tonight? I can't find it on iplayer. Have I missed something or messed up?
22:50 Tue 19th Jun 201216 answers, last by chrissa1 22:50 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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Jemisa

Penis Poem...

My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To...
15:29 Tue 19th Jun 201225 answers, last by rowanwitch 15:42 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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NoMercy

Visceral Buzzing?

Sleep paralysis is something I have been afflicted with on and off throughout my life but recent attacks have included a frightening "vibrating" sensation and I felt something was trying to...
21:48 Tue 19th Jun 201225 answers, last by askyourgran 23:13 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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tiggerblue10

Trojan horse

My PC was infected by a trojan horse and something called Security Shield kept popping up on my screen telling me that I had to pay $79.99 to get rid of it. Good job I didn't agree to it as my...
21:46 Tue 19th Jun 201220 answers, last by KerriFennell01 06:16 Tue 10th Jan 2023
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tara20

My Sandy has a Brain Tumour

We've only had him for four years (got him as a pup after Tara) and about six weeks ago he started having epileptic fits. Golden Retreivers seem to be quite often epileptic. Then the fits came more...
18:15 Tue 19th Jun 201265 answers, last by lankeela 22:39 Sat 23rd Jun 2012
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DTCwordfan

Euro 2012 -McDonald Ads

Have just seen this ahead of the England game tonight, the first one that I have seen in the pre-run, waiting for my Roast Pork Loin stuffed with Lemon Thyme, Lemon peel, Rosemary, Shallots and...
19:29 Tue 19th Jun 20127 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 22:06 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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DTCwordfan

So Gness - when are we going to hear about your Assault on the train in Devon?

The title says it all Re your opening return post yesterday........ We are all ears agog....
15:37 Tue 19th Jun 201222 answers, last by tonyav 16:58 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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dustypuss

Have you been caught on street view

I was looking through street view of where I had been on my holidays and came across me and Mrs Dp sat on a bench outside a church in Florence. I remember the Google car going past but thought nothing...
11:36 Tue 19th Jun 201213 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 16:30 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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Smowball

Ever made yourself look a right wally?

Was remembering years ago when I had just passed my driving test and was taking my friend for a drive, who hadn't passed hers yet. As we went down one road I realised it had those width restriction...
13:18 Tue 19th Jun 2012103 answers, last by gness 18:19 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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sandyRoe

How long would it take to steam cook frozen veg?

They're peas, broccoli, and small carrots
11:53 Tue 19th Jun 201217 answers, last by nannybooby 12:17 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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flump1

Well

You would have thought that some kind soul might have told me I was meandering around with my top on inside out. Showing all and sundry, what size I wear and to iron flat ( is there any other way ) !...
09:45 Tue 19th Jun 201226 answers, last by devil99 18:08 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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Smowball

Breaking point reached yesterday

Am really writing this out of frustration, as I honestly dont know what to do. You all know relationship between hubby and son at home are strained - mostly because he doesnt see his own child( or so...
08:22 Mon 18th Jun 201242 answers, last by NoMercy 06:40 Wed 08th Feb 2017
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waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

That's the weather report! :o} Have a happy day everyone....
04:41 Tue 19th Jun 2012147 answers, last by albaqwerty 08:32 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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bednobs

I am old :(

was just watching the waltons programme on itv. Just before it started i said to my husband "how long ago do you think they were born" and we came to the conclusion it was about 20 years....
20:22 Mon 18th Jun 201221 answers, last by Tilly2 09:53 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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Caribeing

Summer Clothes

What does your summer wardrobe consist of , mine something similar to autumn and winter, trousers,shirts t shirts, cardigan raincoat .Trying to stop wearing black but have to blend in with the clouds.
21:05 Mon 18th Jun 201242 answers, last by em10 07:05 Tue 10th Jul 2012
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gness

FAO Ed Request To Ban

Traci66 and Rowanwitch for teasing me with images of not just one builder but many builders while I was on my non-holiday with nothing to look at but wind swept sopping wet seagulls and elderly men in...
17:07 Mon 18th Jun 201261 answers, last by gness 17:25 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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BobbyBobBob

wedding speech

Hi everyone My wedding day is fast approaching and I want to know if I have got the layout of my speech correct. I have seen a few videos where the groom has started by obvioulsy yhanking the brides...
16:38 Mon 18th Jun 201215 answers, last by boxtops 09:13 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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excelsior-1

good morning to anybody who is about

got up half a houir ago (0430). just having meal and watching tv - off to work in half an hour. have a good day all. i'll be back late afternoon....
05:03 Mon 18th Jun 2012106 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:41 Mon 18th Jun 2012

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