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Wind

I went to the doctor and said : "Every time I drink a French aniseed liqueur I break wind so loudly it sounds like a motorbike is passing" He simply replied : "Absinthe makes the fart...

AceofClubs

Any foods you could not eat?

I could not eat a pot of yoghurt if you gave me a hundred pounds.I can't abide the stuff.I wish I could as I believe it is beneficial to health.Another thing is shellfish anybody elses pet hates?

gness

person ever to be in charge of a laptop? On a different thread I couldn`t find the minus key which, although covered in Pollyfilla, I think I use automatically. More practise revealed I was hitting...

chakka35

Can you see further than the old chestnut?

I was reminded of this by the post below about lines of longitude. There is an old riddle that says that if I walk a mile south, then a mile east (or west), then a mile north, I will be back where I...

Smowball

Would you tell your beloved if they "let themselves go"?

Luckily my man is just as when we met, but if your otherhalf really let themselves go, and health probs weren't to blame, just laziness, would you tell them? If say they really gained weight, dressed...

Kiki-frog

Do you think that EcclesCake should be awarded a prize....

.... for coming up with a really fascinating thread about user names? I bet I'm not the only one who has read each post avidly.

EcclesCake

How did you choose you user name?

I'm often intrigued by username's Abers select. Some it is obvious how they were chosen eg. The Builder and some seem to imply dodgy hygiene practices e.g. LidLicker (no offence LL!). How did you...

venator

Tell me where to go....

I'm thinking of buying a cottage as a renovation project, for eventual summer letting and possible retirement. I'd like it to be near some water, and reasonably cheap & easy to get there from...

waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

Thursday. The downhill slope to the weekend! :o} Overcast here after a lovely sunny day yesterday. But it's dry! Have a happy day everyone....

johnwesly675

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Zacs-Master

Should my wife appear in Fiesta?

Well, I just thought we'd keep the silly questions on a Ford theme. Can't decide whether to go to Granada or Capri on holiday this year....

Judgerumpole

Should my wife start escorting?

Hello, a quick briefing. I married a beautiful lady 15 years ago who I fell in love with whilst in Asia and I know that before she met me she used to sleep with tourists for money so that she could...

ummmm

Fat tax...

What do you reckon? They are talking about taxing 'unhealthy' food to subsidise 'fresh' food....

craft1948

My new neighbour has moved in today

The bungalow next door has been let again, and the new tenant moved in today. I thought "That's interesting" as I watched them unload the furniture from a car low-loader.......................

starone

Not Racist?

My black neighbour told me this - laughing uproariously!! He assures me it is not racist!! A twin-engine passenger plane has an engine failure and the altitude and speed are decreasing rapidly. The...

rowanwitch

underwear under wedding dress

Hypothetically if one had a strapless wedding dress not saying I have but if ~I did would I be better with a good strapless bra or a corset thingy the dress would hypothetically be quite unstructured...

albaqwerty

Good Morning Folks

Might just get the grass cut today. Yesterday was lovely and the same is forecast for today. What's going on ? Hope you all have a lovely day, whatever you're up to xx...