Since the start of all this "we don't like them", "they don't like us" criticisms over the French and Germans, I refer of course to the recent falling out over Cameron refusing to...
CHRISTMAS FAIRY I am a little fairy On tap o' the Christmas Tree It's no' a job I fancy Well how would you like tae be me A tarted up wi' tinsel It's enough to mak ye boak An a couple o' jaggy...
What have you placed on top of your tree this christmas? Most people I assume will have a star or an angel or fairy. We have a santa looking guy wearing a white suit.
‘Can I have a pint of Less, please?’ he asks. ‘I’m sorry sir’ the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled. ‘I’ve not come across that one before – it...
First of all, apologies if this is not quite in the right category. I've been "lurking" on this site for quite some time now and find the argument/discussion between theist and atheist...
Harry Judd wins Strictly, his McFly bandmates rush from the audience on to the dancefloor to congratulate him, Bruce clearly mistakes them for hooligans and runs around shouting "Get Off!"...
The Club is now Open Welcome one and all to our wonderful club. This will be the last time in 2011 that I shall be able to attend, but , of course, anyone else is welcome to open up on 24th and 31st...
I thought that you lovely ABers might like to know how Rover is. We went back to the vet on Wednesday, and it seems - miraculously - that for now, he's OK. He's been taken off his kidney medication,...
By the smoke alarm giving the odd bleep, which means it needs a new battery. Why does this always happen in the middle of the night. Tonight Mrs MM was cooking dinner when the strip light in the...
This is one of those 'should I post it here or somewhere else' Please tell me if you feel I should ask in a different section. Yesterday a friend of mine told me she thinks her 2 sons have been lying...
Hi, i'm from seascale sellafield and i've noticed that recently there has been an explosion of giant super rats and i'm not exaggerating as i've been to madagascar and these things here dwarf the...
I have a neighbour who lives in a bungalow behind my house, `she` used to be a man, what i want to know is, now that she is a woman ( kind of ) would she think like a man still or a woman, why im...
10a Unproductive old fim director 4 -e-n (Dean?)
2d Employee's claim with needless fiddling 7-5, Swindle Chief or Thief?
Many thanks - need to be going to shop and then lunch out.......