I'm reduced to two cracker jokes today. I think my fount of wisdom has dried up temporarily. 1. What do you stuff a parrot with? Polyfilla 2. What does a vampire have for breakfast? Readyneck...
Could someone please help?... im 17 and never been in trouble before but im in magistrates court before Christmas for kicking somebody in the face for not a very good reason at all!! ive been done...
My wife wants a blue hydrangea which she intends to keep in a large tub. How do I get one which A) is blue & B) stays blue. All those in this area are pink(ish)
Hero 'big man' passenger cheered for throwing a foul-mouthed student off the train 'should be charged with assault', say teenager's familyhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
I'm thinking we could have a nice chatty thread for over Christmas, the top could be filled with all our Avatars, like a massive school photo! It could look like this: {loading} If you'd like to be...
well it's been nearly a week since i received the letter from my ex and i haven't heard from him, so maybe it was a genuine sorry. I met a man at the weekend who my friends know and tell me he's...
http://www.telegraph....ing-doctors-warn.html First it was cigarettes and tobacco, now it is alcohol, next is almost definitely going top be the very food that we eat. Will the measure to stop...
Q: What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball? A: A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball. Q: What's the difference between E.T. and a man? A: E.T. phoned home. Q: How do men...
Who is your local "celebrity?" Every small town seems to have their weirdo - who is yours? I'm developing a character for a book, so please be specific.
I've had a shocking day. First the car broke down on my way to court and after receiving a rollocking from His Honour I know I have a big repair bill. I came home to find that the wind has blown my...
On yesterdays i saw a chef using a microwave to melt chocolate. Never seen this on masterchef , bowl over a pan of water on there ,seemed like cheating to me.
yesterday I went to a funeral of a friend (slightly younger than me) and she was cremated. I'm not thinking of popping my clogs anytime soon,I hope, but perhaps I should be thinking of arrangements I...
This morning I had to go for a blood test at the doctors. The car park isn't very big and there are about 5 disabled parking spaces. Parked in one of these spaces was a works van. So with my very...
Husband assured me we had white fish in the freezer for a fish pie. Went down to get it and it is mahi mahi which I think is an oily fish like tuna. I usually put cod or hake into fish pie with smoked...