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Bless Them.

Two sweet little old ladies were standing outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One lady pulled out a condom with the end cut off, pulled it over her cigarette, and...

samuelcat

hairspray on a plane

Hi. Where can I carry a 300ml can of hairspray. hand luggage,hold luggage or not at all. Thanks

pixie

Hayle Twinning Association ON THE TOWN

The CITY provided a racetrack for Chariots of Fire where speeding is something to be applauded.I thought The Oval at Bebington was the track but Bebington is not a city.Any help would be much...

redhelen

Oh its gone

Where has Roachfords thread gone?

elleroo

one month old with constipation

My little on has just turned a month old and is struggling to fill his nappy. He is going but with some straining and when he does go its almost like rabbit poo but slightly bigger (sorry about the...

AB Editor

I hope you're still being excellent to each other

Morning All, There has been some minor social scuffles recently, and I'd like to remind you of one of Confucius' most famous sayings: Be Excellent To Each Other...

roachford_

Bloody hell

I have just googled something and it has sent me here so thought I would have a look and it seems errr well interesting. Can you tell me more about what you are? Oh and I could not register in my name...

marval

How do you get undressed?

I bet you don't get undressed like this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuWSxFWv3Fo...

squarebear

Please vote for me

Some of you may know that I dabble in artificial intelligence, especially chatbots. I have one of my better chatbots entered in a competition and the first round is the most popular chatbot. This...

Bobbisox

The World is set to end on the 21st of December this year (or so I was told last night in the club...lol)

Will I get a refund off my Lanzarote holiday , going on the 23rd, and if so what could I spend it on in two days? If they was such an announcement and a set date given (highly unlikely) and you had a...

Barney41

partners daughter

My partner and i have been together for a while now, we are both in our early 40s and live separate from one another, i often stay at her place and she often stays at mine, the problem is, she has a...

jd_1984

A terrible discovery in the bathroom!

I have found a grey hair!!!! I am 27, is this normal or premature. Does 1 mean that more are to follow or is it possible to just find one rogue grey? Not the end of the world but a little...

Paveway-IV

As our aircraft are now over Libya, has Afghanistan taken a back seat?

I surely hope it hasn't but with our Armed Forces stretched already the planes have to come from somewhere.

moonraker558

How far can you think back?

I was lost in my thoughts today, and memories of my childhood came to mind, I can go back to when I was about 4. How far can you go back?

dotty.

Well there's nowt on't box so i think I shall get mesel some banging toons on't record player

Owt thee fancies?

josaphine32

trio names...for ferrets

Can anyone come up with some trio names for our new ferrets, We pick them up next weekend, ( Rescued Ferrets) http://s909.photobuck...ms/ac295/josaphine32/ hopefully if the pics come out they are the...

mayes50

DT 26,504

Please could someone explain why the answer to 12a 'it contains advice to the benefit of batsman that is about to prepare for playing' is 'fortune cookie'? I can see that a fortune cookie contains...

nextqueen

lunchtime meetup

if you agreed to meet someone in their lunch hour that you hadnt seen for six months and they had extended their lunch for 1 1/2 hrs, would you expect to be eating lunch together if you knew you were...

DTCwordfan

Plenty of Suspensions here - some fair, some not so

Pray enlighten me - what has Pinkilady been suspended for? Thought the Daoji one was unfair....any comments?...

wildwood

A Glasgow Wedding.

Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got everythin' organised...

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