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mrs_overall
What are you cooking for Christmas dinner? We've just had a meander around the supermarket and as none of us like turkey I decided we are having gammon this year. Mr O is veggie and he is having one...
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larrymacuk
What is the length of a full size of a guitar
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mrs_overall
Right you lot, get your thinking caps on and come up with a suitable lonely hearts ad for Gness. Why should she be allowed to enjoy the single life? My contribution is: Single lady of mature years...
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murraymints
Sunday..and all is well...xxxx
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DTCwordfan
Has popped in his final goal, aged 87, and now off to the stadium in the sky. I remember his faux pas in Scotland....Raith Rover Rangers in the SLCup quarter finals. The week before Archie Macpherson...
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HongKongphooey
My Daughter is in her second year of a Sociology Degree at a Uni in the Midlands. Last year she was doing fine, but this term she has struggled and is convinced she is on course for a fail. She has...
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nungate
Good evening and welcome to the Annual Mad Over Fifties Club Christmas Ball Nungate Towers is bedecked with Fairy Lights, the fires are lit in the hearths, tables are groaning with food and drinks!...
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Psybbo
I think mrs-o has been allowed home, I'd just like to wish her a speedy recovery and a very happy Christmas to her and all ABers who are suffering at the moment and hoping for a healthy and better...
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bazwillrun
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/theatre-dance/news/heavy-rain-and-years-of-neglect-may-have-caused-apollo-theatre-roof-to-collapse-9019032.html oh dear thats a hell of a thing to come...
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gness
Because I am a tad under the weather the daughter came home early to look after me and cheer me up. She has the adjoining bedroom...I wish now I had put her in the shed... :-( Bringing morning tea she...
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dunnitall
Because it was my birthday this week I've been able to open some presents that aren't obviously Xmas ones and the most unusual but useful one I've had is a retractable back scratcher lol. It's...
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Tilly2
However, it was not nearly as bad as I expected it to be.
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timetrialler
Last one! Not sure of the answer. Any help appreciated. 2d Card player to scoff, taking in his opponent. ?A?T Ive got EAST .......is that it??...
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waterboatman
Saturday. The winter solstice. Downhill to spring now with longer days and shorter nights. Wonderful! :o} Have a happy day everyone....
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albaqwerty
I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: "Remove cap and push up bottom." I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely....
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sp1814
This is just breaking on BBC News - can't find it online. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10526973/Do-you-believe-Nigella-Lawson-approved-spending-when-off-her-head-jury-asked.html I'm...
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Steve.5
La Conte, Theiry & Paul = 3 French HENS...
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bazwillrun
Please expalin to me where he is funny in any way ? Anchorman...embarrassingly unfunny The one about a basketball team....same The one with Aanna Friel and aliens/dinosaurs....same The one where he...

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