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charlieuniform3
Sad news at this time of year.
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vernonk
Why isn't Sue Barker hosting SPOTY?
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waterboatman
Sunday. It mild outside, the sky is clear and the moon is full. There is, however, a wind with teeth. I've been for a short walk this morning, no wildlife about. I think they've all done their nightly...
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nungate
Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers, venue of the latest meeting of the AB Mad Over Fifties club. What have we for your delight and edification tonight? Well, our Tailcock of the evening will...
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davethefrog
get a badger here as I seem to have a best answer token...
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DTCwordfan
He hasn’t eaten a Yorkshire pudding in more than a year. They’re in short supply where he lives now, and that’s a shame because, for him, that little pudding was the crisp full stop to a week of...
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davethefrog
you lot are really a lot of old jokers
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bulldog
Last one-stuck!Help pl. 26a"learner left daughter by waterway"(1,6) ? d?i?e? bulldog...
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davethefrog
My G/F has just kissed me and she forgot to thrust her tongue Does that mean that she don't like me anymore and is having an affair...
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BlueToffee
Glad I don't live in North Korea.... //The execution of the once-powerful uncle of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has rekindled fears of instability in the secretive nuclear-armed state. South Korean...
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hjd
I have made the same cake for years, from an old recipe from Home and Freezer Digest (anyone remember that??) I have the ingredients list but not the method. I can probably remember most of it but...
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Psybbo
Of your ire Gness and [I]crikey that was quick[I]...
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EcclesCake
Eurrghh! Have a family lunchtime gathering to attend. All the ladies wear dresses and the men are blazered or sports jacketed. I hate daytime formality and having checked my wardrobe I cannot find...
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elliemay1
Lately my laptop is very slow to start up. It says that the website is not responding and says press to recover webpage. Then it says that Windows is checking for a solution. Eventually it starts....
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Ann
Have a great birthday!
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murraymints
Saturday..quiet outside no gales yet ! Hope all is well where you are ! Xx
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HOPEIKNOW
Sorry the picture is blurred.
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Noggin-the-Nog
Is it possible, anywhere in Europe, to visit and enter a real U-Boat from WW2?...
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Fanriffic
I answered the door today and there was a bloke about 3 feet, 3 inches standing there. "Who are you", I asked. "I'm the meter man"....
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waterboatman
Friday! :o} Dry and calm here. I can cope with that! :o} I've got nothing in the diary for today, or tomorrow, the first xmas lunch on Sunday. I'd better get some housework done then! Have a happy day...

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