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Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. i've got an early start this morning, so must be away at 6. I'm at Cotswold Edge Golf Club today for the annual RAFA golf tournament. I'm not playing, I'm one of the starters, i.e. telling...

Eve

If You Could Write A Book About Anything What Would It Be?

Have been thinking a bit about this recently and thinking of the phenomenal recent success of authors like EL James (50 Shades), JK Rowling (Harry Potter) and Stephenie Meyer (Twilight), it does make...

berniecuddles

Good Morning Early Birds!

good morning all rather dark but at least dry here supposed to be very warm for the next 3-4 days long may it last!

berniecuddles

Good Morning Early Birds!

a very good morning too you all! very dark and chilly start to the week here.

starone

An Ode To Farts

When the need to break wind is one that arises Remember that fa*rts come in all shapes and sizes. There is scarcely a sound to accompany some While others erupt with great noise from your bum. The...

WyeDyed

Not The Night Night Thread!

Something to do until Mamya opens the doors...

candysherbet

The Answerbank

I'm just wondering how far a field this forum reaches around the globe.I'm in Bonnie Scotland-well it's blowing a gale out there the now right enough! Where's everyone else from?...

netibiza

Loo Paper Pointing.

Have just stayed at a nice hotel in Guildford where I found how to point the end of the loo paper, and now I have OCD, am pointing all the loo papers that I come across, I need help!!!

moonraker558

Good Morning All

A hint of Autumn in the air I fancy........... Not long till Christmas now.......When should I put the sprouts on?...

EcclesCake

Gggggrrrrrrr.......

I have known that I needed to do something before tonight's deadline since Thursday evening, so why have I not acted? I am flipping annoyed with myself!...

nungate

Mad Over Fifties Club

Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of MOFC. Owing to my computer dying on me in the middle of the programme of events we'll just have to keep this very short. Tailcock: Last of Summer Hot...

flump1

The X Factor

C'mon people , tune in to watch one ot two singers, a whole load of idiots and Sharon Osbourne who has just made me wet myself laughing at her. A good comedy show if ever there was one....

mollymalloy

Is It A Good Idea To Join Facebook?

Good Morning, Am a private person, but my sister in law told me yesterday that she is on Facebook. Is it worthwhile joining it? Does it serve a purpose? Your thoughts would be appreciated. Thank you.

maggiebee

Fore!

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland: 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4,STAY OUT OF THE WATER 5 . TRY NOT TO...

albaqwerty

Should I Keep A Social Diary?

my 2 sprogs have gone in the big town with 2 pals. A third pal arrived about 10 mins after they'd left,, after he'd left, (having been told he'd missed them by 10 mins) another pal arrived 5 mins...

Segilla

Wrong Oil

I've accidentally filled my petrol engine with synthetic oil for a diesel engine. Otherwise it's the correct grade. Must I drain and refill?...

DTCwordfan

Is Mastermind Unfair?

Tonight the leader after phase 1 has 16 points on her specialist subject, her nearest rival, 13. On General Knowledge, the other three score 12 to 13 as I did......come the Leaders (her) turn, she...