Fore!

[maggiebee]

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4,STAY OUT OF THE WATER
5 . TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
6. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
7.DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
8.QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
9.DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
10. WELL DONE..
NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE AND TEE OFF

[excelsior-1]

11. NOW WASH YOUR HANDS

[Baldric]

Excel, did your mother not teach you
not to pee on your fingers?

[albaqwerty]

That's Troon for you Maggie :-D

Local waste ground in my area has a set of chained and padlocked gates watched over by a security company. The waste ground isn't fenced off, just makes me grin when I walk pass it.

[marval]

You have to go a fairway to do all that.

[LochNessMonster]

Good weeee joke ! Maggiebee.

Nessie :))

[DTCwordfan]

In Scotland, you lick your fingers after the urinal, excel - it saves water and is cleaner than using Irn Bru.