The furniture salesman assured me the sofa I was looking at would seat four people without any problems.
Then it occurred to me I don't think I know four people without any problems....
Me and my close female friend started out sexually interested in each other after a few weird events (don't feel like explaining) she came to me and basically said she wants me in her life as a friend...
My Security wheel ,lock nut key has worn away inside . Telephoned Ford - who are asking for the card with the security details , which i cant recall ever seeing . I was thinking of just replacing the...
Some new people have moved into the house whose boundary abuts one end of our garden. Admittedly it is quite a way from the house, but it is not far from our veg plot. It is a large mastiff type....
The rules are quite simple, our dear departed Cupid explains it better... 02:23 Tue 29th May 2018 The last one vanished from the 'latest posts' a few days ago. Sorry to be late but my mind's been...
Taking his seat on a flight, a businessman is bemused to see a parrot in the next seat. The plane takes off and the man asks the stewardess for a coffee. As he does, the parrot screeches, 'Yeah, and...
For me it was from the film Zulu when thousands of Zulu warriers appeared on the horizon shouting and banging, singing and chanting, rising and falling. "the *** are taunting us!" says one...
Last year I was shopping at a grocery store while I as walking down a aisle a jar of applesauce fell off a shelf and hit me on the head. I felt more pressure on the head than pain. Several minutes...
Think of a number. Multiply it by 3. Now add 5. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7. Subtract 2. Add back the number you first thought of. Now, close your eyes. . . . . . . . . . . ....
