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Just bought a new computer with Windows 11 installed. All was was working well but suddenly when I open File Explorer it opens as Desktop with both my desktop icons and some of my File Explorer... ...
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A fellow had been suffering from a severe headache for several weeks and despite taking every sort of medication he could not get rid of it. In desperation he arranged to see a consultant, who after...
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Whenever Boris appears on TV to talk about Brexit he always refers to the EU as 'our friends'. When will he realise that the French and Germans have never been , or ever likely to be 'our friends'....
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Mother Superior was asked by the Head of the local girls school to give a talk to the senior girls about the perils of life. She told the girls that they should never smoke as smoking can lead to an...
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13344110/labour-mps-siding-with-murderers-rapists-block-deportation-flight/ It seems that some Labour MP's have signed a letter to stop the deportation of criminals....
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One Friday afternoon an elderly gentleman entered a well known London Jewellers with a young attractive lady on his arm. Approaching the counter the man said to the assistant 'I would like to see a...
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At my local Tesco store there is a big X by the check out for me stand on. I've seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that one. If I only known in March it would be my last time in a...
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12035321/coronavirus-scotland-scots-nats-protest-fury/ Report of efforts by Scots to keep English from entering 'their country'...
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I installed Office 365 some months ago and all was fine with Outlook, Excel, Words etc but yesterday when I logged in and opened Google Chrome Outlook immediately opened, but it seemed to be an...
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21d. Power we found in rivers (5). I have p?w?r and can only see power as the answer. Any help will be appreciated,
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There was a national poetry competition which had reached its final between a University Professor and a country bumpkin. They were each given 20 seconds to come up with a poem using the word...
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I just told my wife to put on a nurses uniform. She asked me if I was feeling horny. I replied No, but we do need some bread....
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I ordered Chinese take away last night. The delivery driver came to the door and I walked out to meet him. He started shouting 'isolate' 'isolate' I said 'mate your not late I only ordered 10 minutes...
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I know we will all have our own opinions on how the Government is handling this current outbreak, and I will always respect those opinions. But I wonder if the General Election result had been...
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The corona virus has meant that there is no football, cricket, golf or rugby so I have taken to chatting to my wife. I am glad that I did because I just found out she has been made redundant from...
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https://www.change.org/p/jeremy-corbyn-mp-campaign-to-keep-jeremy-corbyn-as-leader A petition has allegedly been signed by thousands for Corbyn to reverse his decision to resign as leader....
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Just heard on the news that Ms Sturgeon has promised to bring a bill into the new parliament to prevent the NHS being privatised. Why should this bother Scotland as if Ms Sturgeon has her way Scotland...
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I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying 'I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal'. Suddenly I realised how many gynaecologists there are on the road....
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A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his trousers and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never...
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There was a contest in a girl's college to write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winner's story: "Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it."...

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