Just bought a new computer with Windows 11 installed. All was was working well but suddenly when I open File Explorer it opens as Desktop with both my desktop icons and some of my File Explorer... ...
A fellow had been suffering from a severe headache for several weeks and despite taking every sort of medication he could not get rid of it. In desperation he arranged to see a consultant, who after...
Whenever Boris appears on TV to talk about Brexit he always refers to the EU as 'our friends'. When will he realise that the French and Germans have never been , or ever likely to be 'our friends'....
Mother Superior was asked by the Head of the local girls school to give a talk to the senior girls about the perils of life. She told the girls that they should never smoke as smoking can lead to an...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13344110/labour-mps-siding-with-murderers-rapists-block-deportation-flight/
It seems that some Labour MP's have signed a letter to stop the deportation of criminals....
One Friday afternoon an elderly gentleman entered a well known London Jewellers with a young attractive lady on his arm. Approaching the counter the man said to the assistant 'I would like to see a...
At my local Tesco store there is a big X by the check out for me stand on. I've seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that one. If I only known in March it would be my last time in a...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12035321/coronavirus-scotland-scots-nats-protest-fury/
Report of efforts by Scots to keep English from entering 'their country'...
I installed Office 365 some months ago and all was fine with Outlook, Excel, Words etc but yesterday when I logged in and opened Google Chrome Outlook immediately opened, but it seemed to be an...
There was a national poetry competition which had reached its final between a University Professor and a country bumpkin. They were each given 20 seconds to come up with a poem using the word...
I ordered Chinese take away last night. The delivery driver came to the door and I walked out to meet him. He started shouting 'isolate' 'isolate' I said 'mate your not late I only ordered 10 minutes...
I know we will all have our own opinions on how the Government is handling this current outbreak, and I will always respect those opinions. But I wonder if the General Election result had been...
The corona virus has meant that there is no football, cricket, golf or rugby so I have taken to chatting to my wife. I am glad that I did because I just found out she has been made redundant from...
https://www.change.org/p/jeremy-corbyn-mp-campaign-to-keep-jeremy-corbyn-as-leader
A petition has allegedly been signed by thousands for Corbyn to reverse his decision to resign as leader....
Just heard on the news that Ms Sturgeon has promised to bring a bill into the new parliament to prevent the NHS being privatised. Why should this bother Scotland as if Ms Sturgeon has her way Scotland...
I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying 'I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal'.
Suddenly I realised how many gynaecologists there are on the road....
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his trousers and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never...
There was a contest in a girl's college to write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery.
Winner's story: "Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it."...