I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night.
He hypnotised 7 men and then dropped the microphone on his foot and yelled '*** Me'.
What happened next will haunt me for ever....
A young chap meets a young girl at a Saturday night dance and after spending the evening chatting her up he asked if he could take her home. She said ' Yes but I have to tell you that I am on my...
Is this a scam. I have just received a text saying that I have won either £250.00 or tickets for an Elvis tribute show. It says Press 1 For the Money. 2 For The Show...
Hi. I have several solar lights spread around my garden. Is it OK to leave this out during the winter or bring them in to protect against frost? Many thanks
A man in hospital wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. 'Nurse' he mumbles 'are my testicals black?' The nurse raises the mans gown and taking his penis in one hand and his testicals in the other...
A young man was enjoying himself in the company of a lady of the night when he suddenly said "Your bum is covered in pimples" and she replied "They aren't pimples that's the price list in Braille"...
Mother Superior was giving a lecturer to girls at a convent school and she said 'Now girls you shouldn't smoke because just one cigarette can damage your health' She went on to say ' And do not...
Stuck on last two. Any help, as usual, is appreciated.
9a. Argument about Saint Edward getting defeated (7) ??r?t?d
4d. Revolutionary artist wins prize (6) r???r?...