A man bought a new car that set him back a lot of money. Two days later, he went back to the dealer complaining that the radio wasn't working. "Sir," said the sales manager, "the radio is automated....
Thursday. A wee drop of rain during the night, but not a lot. This morning I think the wind is on piecework. Blowing a bit of an 'ooligan, so it is!
Have a happy day everyone....
Does anyone have the recipie for "Impossible Pie" ? I had it years ago, but now can't find it - it's where you basically throw all of the ingredients in together, mix it & when it's cooked, it comes...
On Excel 2007/2010, I would like to know, is there a way of putting various dates all in "02/01/2013" format, lined up horizontally, in order with oldest date to newest day ? So, on the spreadsheet,...
As the mother-in-law tucked into dinner at our place, she noticed our dog at her feet wagging his tail. "Oh bless, is he pleased to see me?" she giggled. "No, don't mind him" I said. "It's because...
When shopping for my NYE cheese and wine fest, I only went and bought a tasteless unsalted butter!
Have you committed an act of sheer idiocy lately?...
Did anyone see that programme last night on Channel 5 about gymnasium and diet . Apparently in that now famous picture of Paula Radcliffe releiving herself in public during that marathon race ( or...
I went into Argos to buy a watch. It was in the sale having being reduced from £39.99 to £19.99. I asked the girl assistant was it a digital. She said I dont know what digital is . I said is it a...
am trying to have a good clear out of bits and pieces accumulated over the past few years. most just get dumped but some needs going through first and omg i've joined the abstinence club. have any of...
Wednesday already! Tempus fugit. I've just been out in the garden, there is a light haze in the sky, creating and enormous ring around the moon. Quite beautiful it is. Have a happy day everyone....
....my fish died yesterday and I have now just lost any chance of a social life in 2013 as I need to save up to pay for my new laptop....is Excel around I need a hug...
Got loads done today and still had time to chill out and watch good TV (Pride and Prejudice - swoon!) and have some nice food. Just had a cheeky whisky and ginger to help shift the last of the cold...
or is it just a myth bandied around by my mother to get out of housework for a day? and if it really is true, what about tumble drying? what about folding already dried washing?
I know everyone's skint but the Beefeater chain of pubs has a 50% off offer until 18 January on all of the stuff on their main menu (I got an email as I have signed up to their newsletter). Might save...
where to put this question and hopefully I may get a quicker answer in this section in the back of a cuboard I have an old video camera the type you use to carry on your shoulder it also comes with...