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weecalf

Lost My Job As A Docter

Had no patiece but just did not care
12:17 Sat 05th Jan 20138 answers, last by Baldric 17:50 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

My Job As An Electrician .....

..... was a disaster i kept encountering resistance, and almost ended up ohm-less...
11:58 Sat 05th Jan 201312 answers, last by BRIGHT SPARK 22:50 Sat 05th Jan 2013
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dickythecook

Anagrams

These dropped into my inbox and I pass them on, apologies if they have been posted before. ANAGRAMS PRESBYTERIAN = BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER = MOON STARER DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES = THEY...
11:28 Sat 05th Jan 20138 answers, last by zebo 14:34 Sat 05th Jan 2013
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NoMercy

Any Nice Plans This Weekend?

I shall be up shortly for my long country walk, then back home to take stinkwart for his walk round the big lake. Then it's off to Selfridges to get some links taken out of my watch and probably lunch...
09:16 Sat 05th Jan 201325 answers, last by NoMercy 13:20 Sat 05th Jan 2013
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gness

Greeting From Mrso

MrsO has asked me to pass on her love and best wishes for a Happy New Year to all her friends on AB. MrsO has been rather poorly and is in hospital. Appendix and one or two bits that she will no doubt...
10:31 Sat 05th Jan 201349 answers, last by tonyav 21:21 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

Night Night Thread .. From Excelsior-1

with respects to mamyalynne. tonight i shall post my favourite ELO tracks, as a tribute to hammerman, who initiated an ELO thread earlier this evening...
23:43 Fri 04th Jan 201327 answers, last by ttfn 01:23 Sat 05th Jan 2013
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queenofmean

Greetings...

....from a nice new shiny fully functioning laptop :D
21:26 Fri 04th Jan 201325 answers, last by queenofmean 23:55 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

Two Flies Are Sitting On Robinson Crusoes' Knee

one of them says "i have to go now .. see you on friday"...
23:11 Fri 04th Jan 201329 answers, last by thetaliesin 02:23 Sat 05th Jan 2013
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Messalina

That'll Teach Me ....

To fed the cat before I feed myself. Just settled doen with a ham sarnie when the phone rang. Got toanswer it & Smoke grabbed the sandwich off my plate & legged it through the cat flat. Haven't got...
22:38 Fri 04th Jan 201313 answers, last by TheHangman 00:04 Tue 08th Jan 2013
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owdhamer

Birthday

This old clown is 68 today.
15:38 Fri 04th Jan 201356 answers, last by ttfn 01:04 Sat 05th Jan 2013
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AB Editor

The Answerbank Logos (All Of Them) & A Request For New Ones

Afternoon, I would once again like to ask all of you to put your thinking caps on for some new logos for the coming year - if you're a dab-hand at graphics please feel free to send your submissions in...
18:03 Fri 04th Jan 201350 answers, last by Starbuckone 15:28 Wed 30th Jan 2013
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askyourgran

All Worked Out.

A local newstation was interviewing an 80 year old lady who had just got married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life and what it felt like getting married for the...
22:30 Fri 04th Jan 20135 answers, last by zabado 09:35 Sat 05th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

Unbelievable!!

just after my sisters' dog had her puppies .. the poor thing was cited by the police for littering
21:22 Fri 04th Jan 20137 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 23:47 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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giveup

Zeebrugge

I need to get to Zeebrugge from East Devon,the quickest and easiest way. Any suggestions.
21:33 Fri 04th Jan 201314 answers, last by methyl 00:31 Sat 05th Jan 2013
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Eve

The Things We Do!

Am sat there on the sofa (well, lying really) with the cat asleep (if they are every truly asleep that is!) up my arm, trying to type one handed, have just had to put my knitting down for a bit as it...
21:25 Fri 04th Jan 201317 answers, last by islasmum 16:52 Sat 05th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

I Got Bored With My Job As A Herbalist

not enough to do, too much thyme on my hands
21:03 Fri 04th Jan 201322 answers, last by thetaliesin 00:39 Sat 05th Jan 2013
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anotheoldgit

Do You Agree With The Teachers Striking In The Spring?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/9781087/Teachers-preparing-for-fresh-strikes-in-spring-term.html...
17:23 Fri 04th Jan 201346 answers, last by dave50 21:42 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

I Was Lucky To Get My Job ......

..... in the funeral parlour, as i gather that the profession is a dying art still, at least it was a good way to urn a living...
20:37 Fri 04th Jan 201325 answers, last by thetaliesin 06:02 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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hammerman

Elo

Im a fanatical ELO fan but kinda lost info on them due to no internet etc when they split up. I see Jeff Lynne and Richard Tandy are still "jammin" but did they have a fall out with Bev Bevan some...
19:03 Fri 04th Jan 201315 answers, last by Iluvspikey 20:54 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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sherrardk

Weird Weather

After chucking it down for the last two weeks it has been lovely here today. It has been like a spring day and was 16 degrees at one stage. All very odd for January.
20:38 Fri 04th Jan 20139 answers, last by sherrardk 23:30 Fri 04th Jan 2013

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