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starone

Walk With Me As I Age

I hope this poem has the same effect on you as it did on me - and that my posting it will be worth the effort. Walk with me by the water - worth the read... A BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT GROWING OLDER:...
14:51 Sun 06th Jan 201318 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 23:37 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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marval

Shopping

I was walking in the Tesco entrance earlier to get my weekly shopping, when I read their motto, 'Why Pay More?' "Good point," I thought... "Asda it is then." I'm fed up with shops that give false...
19:57 Sun 06th Jan 20138 answers, last by guilliebrougues 17:07 Wed 09th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

Two Vultures Board An Aircraft

each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger....
18:31 Sun 06th Jan 20135 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 22:10 Mon 07th Jan 2013
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Tilly2

Medical Notes

I hope this is the right category for this. I have just been to visit my Dad in hospital. He broke his hip on Christmas Day, was discharged on Tuesday last week and is now back in hopsital with a...
19:23 Sun 06th Jan 201321 answers, last by Dee Sa 09:33 Mon 07th Jan 2013
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icecreamfan

What Choice Would You Prefer In An Ice Cream Parlour?

Would you prefer large choice of ice cream flavours and just few toppings or basic ice cream flavours but amazing choice of toppings and syrups?
15:48 Fri 04th Jan 201332 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:51 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

Two Clams Were Eating Some Chocolate ..

while two fish watched. "Did you see that?" one fish said, as the clams finished their treat. "They didn't offer us a single bite!" "What do you expect?" asked the other fish. "They're two shellfish."...
19:03 Sun 06th Jan 201311 answers, last by thetaliesin 19:49 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

A Man Goes Into A Restaurant ...

.. for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a big...
18:56 Sun 06th Jan 201311 answers, last by BIGJACK 00:55 Tue 08th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

Three Men Are Out Fishing ...

..and when they get back to their truck they see it's surrounded by three bears. "OK guys, I figure the only way to get to the truck is to really get them mad. Then they'll leave and we can go home....
19:09 Sun 06th Jan 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:26 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

It Is Well Known, That Mohandas Gandhi

walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath....
18:33 Sun 06th Jan 20138 answers, last by Dickythecook 21:44 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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berylbarber

Help With More Ditloids Please

these have left me puzzled! 33M the L of the KP 1856 LDGA 26 C in IR 11AAWBBH 6 MWIC many thanks for any help...
18:41 Sun 06th Jan 201311 answers, last by Leucocyte 09:36 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

Two Tourists In Africa

are on the plains observing a lioness the lioness spots them and starts to approach, picking up speed one of the tourists takes sneakers out of his knapsack and puts them on his companion says "you'll...
22:20 Sat 05th Jan 20138 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:17 Mon 07th Jan 2013
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abstibus

What Silly Thing Would You Like To Do?

I lived in the USSR when self-service supermarkets were just starting up and had automatic tills, a totally new experience for shoppers and for the cashiers. The cashiers were very suspicious of the...
17:36 Sun 06th Jan 201325 answers, last by joggerjayne 20:16 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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jd_1984

Where Do You Shop?

For food and groceries where do you go and why? Purely out of interest. After buying my first home my spending has had to be re-evaluated and savings made at every opportunity. I now shop at ALDI. For...
08:29 Sun 06th Jan 201356 answers, last by LoftyLottie 18:38 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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Iluvspikey

Okay, I've Asked About Things You've Lost, So Now What's

your most prized possession?
16:49 Sun 06th Jan 201339 answers, last by Brinjal 20:10 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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jd_1984

Good Nights Sleep!

I never underestimate how much a good nights sleep makes a difference. I sometimes kid myself that I can get by on 4-5 hrs sleep but after consecutive poor sleeps I feel almost ill. I have just had...
16:05 Sun 06th Jan 201311 answers, last by manipalblog 13:49 Tue 10th Mar 2015
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Iluvspikey

What Treasured Item Have You Lost, That You'd

love to have back again?
12:37 Sun 06th Jan 201354 answers, last by coccinelle 17:56 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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FredPuli43

Morning All!

I'm up an about on what is a very mild, but clear, morning in south Cambridgeshire. I notice that two of my dogs, both poodle/American cocker spaniel crosses have not yet returned from rabbiting. They...
05:41 Sun 06th Jan 2013109 answers, last by tonyav 15:51 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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starone

2013 Contract

After serious & cautious consideration... Your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2013! My Wish for You in 2013 May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your...
15:33 Sun 06th Jan 20137 answers, last by albaqwerty 16:39 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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nungate

Mad Over Fifties Club

Greetings to all members of the Mad Over Fifties Club as we all gather again for our weekly meeting. Tonight Nungate Towers is pleased to offer you a wonderful Tailcock, The Nungate Noggin, a potent...
20:59 Sat 05th Jan 2013199 answers, last by nungate 00:44 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

I have missed you all - a belated Happy New Year ♥♥♥...
00:20 Sun 06th Jan 201311 answers, last by triggerhippy 03:18 Sun 06th Jan 2013

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