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Jemisa

The Picnic...

Two drivers driving along a road looking for a place to stop and have a picnic. The first driver says, "Let's stop here, and have our picnic under that tree." The other one says, "No! Let's have it...
00:03 Thu 10th Jan 20137 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:30 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds..

early for me... can't sleep.......
04:53 Thu 10th Jan 2013150 answers, last by Baldric 10:19 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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rosekristy

Something Wrong With Me/my Boyfriend?

I know I've been asking this same question over and over but no one has really answered it or gave their advice but anyways, I'm 17 and my boyfriend is 19, we have been together for almost three years...
04:22 Thu 10th Jan 201326 answers, last by cassa333 01:17 Mon 31st Mar 2014
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starone

The Bunnings Woman Story

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing so he asked his wife Mary if she would go to Bunnings and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for...
00:01 Thu 10th Jan 20134 answers, last by Dickythecook 19:33 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

A Young Lady...

.......... was driving through a built-up area at about 70 mph when she noticed a motorcycle policeman on her tail. She increased her speed to 80 mph but the copper hung grimly on her tail. She put...
23:55 Wed 09th Jan 20132 answers, last by askyourgran 00:00 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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marval

Blind Date

The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At her apartment door, he suddenly said "Hey! Do you want to see my underwear?" Before she could respond,...
23:52 Wed 09th Jan 20132 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:56 Wed 09th Jan 2013
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askyourgran

Blonde Jokes:

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her so she buys herself a gun and decides to go back to their apartment unexpectedly. When she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. The...
20:20 Wed 09th Jan 20134 answers, last by Mary T 21:07 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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encee

Are Cadburys Fudgebars Getting Smaller

or am i getting bigger.they really do seem to be smaller and thinner
12:14 Wed 09th Jan 201318 answers, last by Connemmara 15:46 Fri 11th Jan 2013
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sherrardk

Star Sign Qualities

Watching some tripe on TV led me to look at the star sign qualities/personalities of each of my children, I don't read my fortune thing as I am not into it all, but good grief, each of my children has...
22:58 Wed 09th Jan 201337 answers, last by gness 01:02 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

After Playing Badminton The Other Day ...

.... i was in the shower i noticed a hole in the wall - the other side of which was the female showers i heard voices and wondered what to do about the hole my natural chivalry demanded that i attempt...
22:43 Wed 09th Jan 201320 answers, last by mibn2cweus 13:38 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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Iluvspikey

Which Do You Prefer..

Cornish Pastie or Steak and Kidney Pie Mashed Potatoes or chips Peas or Cabbage Apple Pie or rhubarb crumble Custard or Ice cream...
21:32 Wed 09th Jan 201348 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 11:00 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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gollob

The Paranormal

A professor was giving a talk on the paranormal to a group of students at an University. He asked them "Does anybody here believe in ghosts, if you do please put your hands up" About half the class...
11:30 Wed 09th Jan 20133 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:57 Wed 09th Jan 2013
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dickythecook

Spare Room?

I'm asking on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help! His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection. When he came back he handed her some diet...
09:45 Wed 09th Jan 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 11:30 Wed 09th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

The Wino...

The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A copper pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, sir. You're obviously drunk" The wasted wino...
23:18 Tue 08th Jan 20137 answers, last by yweiuiusdf 02:23 Wed 09th Jan 2013
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gness

Fao Tonyav

MrsO is home from hospital. x
23:34 Tue 08th Jan 201316 answers, last by tonyav 19:54 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

Two Tankers Have Collided In The North Sea

one was carrying red paint one was carrying purple paint both crews have been marooned...
00:30 Wed 09th Jan 20134 answers, last by Starbuckone 18:16 Wed 09th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

Drunk Driving...

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was driving home, and was pulled over by a traffic copper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could...
23:56 Tue 08th Jan 20135 answers, last by 1ndex 23:56 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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excelsior-1

Jacket Potatoes

forgive what may be a simple question .... but i really cannot be sure can jacket potatoes be done in the microwave?...
00:25 Wed 09th Jan 201326 answers, last by Brinjal 09:26 Wed 09th Jan 2013
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naomi24

Are You In Personal Contact With Other Abers?

Following the "Abers We Are Concerned About" thread, is there anyone here who isn't in contact with another ABer outside of AB - and would prefer it to remain that way?...
12:41 Tue 08th Jan 2013122 answers, last by Arksided 05:41 Wed 09th Jan 2013
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Iluvspikey

What Would Be.....

your dream job?
12:31 Tue 08th Jan 201333 answers, last by Maidup 23:13 Tue 08th Jan 2013

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