Is sterilised cream, ( in tins ) still made? My friend asked me to pick her up some tins of sterilised cream for a recipe. I've been to Tesco, Sainsburys, Asda, Co-op, and Premier, and no-one seems to...
Everyone is welcome to join in. You just need to add your own song title or lyric from a song connected however tenuous to the previous answer. Have fun. Love cupid04.xx. I'll start you off with :-...
ICY CONDITIONS A government warning has said that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take:- Shovel, Blankets or sleeping bag. Extra clothing including scarf, hat and gloves. 24 hours supply of...
Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I get myself a new hat. They smell a bit but at least they're free. I had a candlelit dinner the other night. Everything was really undercooked. So I told my mum that...
Do gun manuals have a "trouble shooting?" section? Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries. I've just seen a bunch of Mexicans packed...
A guy walks INTO a psychiatrist's clinic covered only in Cling Film.. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doctor, can you tell me what's wrong?" The doctor replied, "Well, I can clearly...
This clip is probably staged - but it is still funny. I hope that you enjoy it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6bBVJAFrN0U...
Its my father-in-laws birthday next week and ive offered to cook a meal for everybody, so there will be 6 of us. Dont want to spend all afternoon/eve in kitchen so ideas for tasty ,stress free...
A man was driving down the road and ran out of fuel. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?' 'I'm out of fuel,' the man replied. The bee told the...
I do love a boiled egg and sliced tomato sandwich spread with 'Lurpak' butter & a sprinkle of salt, thats my lunch today washed down with a N.A.S. can of Vimto
Have you got a fav sandwich?
Jem....