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Mick-Talbot

Do You Collect Anything .............and

Why? I've never understood collecting stuff like , comics and football programmes...
13:26 Sun 13th Jan 201334 answers, last by methyl 01:37 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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Maat

Bacon Sandwich

Daughter off back to uni this morning so I offered to make her a bacon sandwich. When I was about to put bacon on bread she dashed in and said bacon was not cooked properly - then sprinkled brown...
13:08 Sun 13th Jan 201326 answers, last by triggerhippy 15:50 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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BiffyBee

Just Pooping Out To Screwfix

Would you like me to get you anything...
12:14 Sun 13th Jan 201311 answers, last by excelsior-1 12:33 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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in a mo

Tv Books ,film Reviews ,do You Take Any Notice

TV Books or your Daily Newspaper ,do you take any notice of the reviews or Star Systems ,1 star being Poor and 5 Stars being V Good . After all reviews are only one person's opinion.I have often read...
10:23 Sun 13th Jan 20136 answers, last by hetherington 16:17 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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alwaysbroke

Hello To All

Cant think of anything else to say at the moment, except hi everyone. Not much I can tell you about myself except Im true to my name, so I`ll be scrounging any food going spare from Xmas please. I...
12:13 Sun 13th Jan 201345 answers, last by Tilly2 12:27 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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gness

Flipping Predictive Text.

Son sent a message to ask if I had snow. The text I wrote said.. No, but I do have a very icy drive. The text he received said....No, but I do have a very gay drive. We were waiting to hear from Mum's...
11:38 Sun 13th Jan 201313 answers, last by tonyav 18:25 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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Tilly2

Here Comes The Snow

.................Bedfordshire. Drat!...
11:27 Sun 13th Jan 201322 answers, last by maggiebee 17:02 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. The sky is clear, it's nice and calm but there is a light frost. We had a flake or two of snow yesterday. Well, it is January! Have a happy day everyone....
06:27 Sun 13th Jan 2013110 answers, last by boxtops 11:28 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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wendilla

Has Anyone Got Any Famous Person's Autographs?

I only have one on the back of a cheque book of Larry Grayson from years ago when he opened our Aged Concern Centre 30 years ago.
10:15 Sun 13th Jan 201353 answers, last by andy-hughes 14:17 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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cupid04

A Man...

A man is in a sex shop and is shocked to learn how much his wife's vibrators cost. He didn't realise she'd been sitting on a fortune....
01:43 Sun 13th Jan 20133 answers, last by LochNessMonster 10:02 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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cupid04

Why Golf Is Better Than Sex....

1] A below par performance is considered very good. 2] Foursomes are encouraged. 3] Three times a day is possible. 4] When your equipment gets old you can replace it. 5] Your partner dosen't have to...
01:40 Sun 13th Jan 20139 answers, last by uweuioidfb 04:01 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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cupid04

An Elderly Woman..

An elderly woman in the park is amazed when a frog speaks to her. 'Pick me up and kiss me,' it says. 'I'll turn into a handsome man who will make mad passionate love to you.' So the woman pops the...
01:32 Sun 13th Jan 20135 answers, last by uweuioidfb 04:01 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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CailinDeas

40 Years Of Marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For...
01:28 Sun 13th Jan 20135 answers, last by chiragm984 12:45 Tue 19th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

The Baker...

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a slice of bread. Doctor: You’ve got to stop loafing around. .................................................................... Sixteen years ago, a young...
01:23 Sun 13th Jan 20137 answers, last by uweuioidfb 04:02 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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Georgiesmum

Mug Of Tea

Anyone fancy a nice hot mug of tea? kettles on and ive got loads of biscuits and shortbread from christmas....
23:37 Sat 12th Jan 201332 answers, last by owdhamer 01:36 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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dotty.

Lol

http://www.godvine.com/Dancing-Merengue-Dog-fb-gv-2669.html...
00:45 Sun 13th Jan 201313 answers, last by cupid04 03:45 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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magicmick

The Cardiologist

A car mechanic was taking a cylinder head of a Honda when a well known cardiologist entered the garage, so the mechanic called him over and said ' so doc, look at this engine I open it's heart take...
00:43 Sun 13th Jan 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:46 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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maggiebee

Good Day

Passed a couple of pleasant hours on here today. Had to put my thinking cap on for different songs, sampled some tailcock - didn't win the rofl though - gave some iffy advice and had a great laugh at...
00:35 Sun 13th Jan 20138 answers, last by nungate 00:38 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

♥♥♥...
00:19 Sun 13th Jan 201343 answers, last by tamborine 07:41 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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marval

Wordplay

I shot someone with a starting gun. I've been charged with race crimes. I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, "That's just spam." My mate dug a hole in the...
23:57 Sat 12th Jan 20136 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:25 Sun 13th Jan 2013

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