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queenofmean

I Think I Need To....

....sit down and STEP AWAY from the laptop :/
21:19 Fri 18th Jan 201315 answers, last by Tilly2 22:07 Fri 18th Jan 2013
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Georgiesmum

Tesco Joke

Tesco burgers--- dont eat them, they will give you the trots!
20:01 Fri 18th Jan 201310 answers, last by Jemisa 00:15 Sat 19th Jan 2013
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DangerUXD

A Mate Of Mine Is Addicted To Break Fluid

He claims he can stop at any time!
18:47 Fri 18th Jan 201313 answers, last by boxtops 20:57 Fri 18th Jan 2013
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Smowball

Afternoon Boys And Girls!

Well it started snowing at 8.30 am, and is now coming down pretty heavy, and its windy too so the snow is coming sideways. Everywhere is completely white. Son is on way home as they have shut his...
15:04 Fri 18th Jan 201330 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:24 Fri 18th Jan 2013
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marval

Sued

A recent article in the Express & Star paper reported that a woman has sued her local hospital, saying that after her husband was treated there recently, he had lost all interest in sex * * * * * A...
18:06 Fri 18th Jan 20136 answers, last by Starbuckone 11:52 Sat 19th Jan 2013
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Sammy48

Horse Prank

A friend just sent this to me, thought I would share, its made me laugh on a dull afternoon.
15:29 Fri 18th Jan 201315 answers, last by Sammy48 23:03 Fri 18th Jan 2013
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Ann

Italics On Answerbank

Can someone remind me how to do this again please? I know it wasn't working a few weeks ago ..............
14:30 Fri 18th Jan 201331 answers, last by Sparkles62 10:28 Tue 09th Apr 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday. The promised snow has arrived. It's just started.:o{ I've got the dentist today, more fun! Have as happy day everyone....
05:37 Fri 18th Jan 2013226 answers, last by tonyav 10:40 Fri 18th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

Nightmare...

A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he has dreamt that Auntie...
00:12 Thu 17th Jan 20138 answers, last by mrs.chappie 00:57 Wed 30th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

Stirfry Cooks ...

...come from all woks of life...
19:52 Thu 17th Jan 20136 answers, last by marval 22:55 Thu 17th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

Man + Three...

...............................................................A man was traveling onn a train with 3 babies A woman inquired - Do these babies belong to you? Man: No, I work in a condom factory and...
18:26 Thu 17th Jan 20132 answers, last by Jemisa 00:30 Fri 18th Jan 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. Frosty again. No snow yet though. Got to take the car for MOT this morning. More expense. ;o{ Have a happoy day everyone....
05:16 Thu 17th Jan 2013142 answers, last by tonyav 09:43 Thu 17th Jan 2013
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grandpajoe

Tesco

So, everyone is moaning about Horse meat in Tesco burgers. Well they should try the real value meatballs , they are the dogs botox!!!!!
20:49 Wed 16th Jan 201324 answers, last by Dee Sa 10:07 Thu 17th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

When I Bought Some Fruit Trees ...

... the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees....
20:09 Wed 16th Jan 20133 answers, last by NOX 20:11 Wed 16th Jan 2013
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Georgiesmum

Favourite Flavour Crisps

Sorry, i forgot to ask on my last thread,what flavour crisps do you prefer?
23:46 Mon 14th Jan 201316 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:47 Wed 16th Jan 2013
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BlueToffee

Best Joke Of 2012!

Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business!...
18:31 Wed 16th Jan 20137 answers, last by thetaliesin 20:10 Wed 16th Jan 2013
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sandyRoe

Lottery Tickets Going Up To £2 A Line

Will you still play?
17:43 Wed 16th Jan 201321 answers, last by weecalf 19:25 Thu 17th Jan 2013
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wolf63

And We Thought That Horse-Burgers Were Bad -

This table is taken from the Daily Mail - look at the entry at the bottom. A strange name for a burger. http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s136/wolf63/burgers_zpsf36a4973.jpeg...
17:37 Wed 16th Jan 20135 answers, last by boxtops 21:24 Wed 16th Jan 2013
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Iluvspikey

What's For Dinner This Evening?

Can't decide whether to cook the chicken in red or white wine! Along with smoked bacon, button mushrooms, baby onions, garlic and fresh herbs
11:29 Wed 16th Jan 201332 answers, last by craft1948 17:42 Wed 16th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

Banking (Adult)

A man and a woman meet in a Lift. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to the blood bank to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "They don't pay you...."...
15:12 Wed 16th Jan 201311 answers, last by Starbuckone 16:38 Thu 17th Jan 2013

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