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That's How

A party of very talented soccer coaches came from London to teach the boys of Dublin the rudiments of the game. They picked out two sides of eleven each. They selected likely goalkeepers, centre backs...

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I Fell Over Fifty Feet Last Night

..... getting back to my seat in the theatre...

queenofmean

What A Day...

....what type of day has everybody had today?

Iluvspikey

What Temptation Do You Wish You Could Resist

mine would be spending money on my hobby!

joeluke

Apparently.....

......the average bloke thinks about sex once every six breasts....

gness

Okay...bit Of Light Relief

Join in or not as you wish. I have two wallpaper samples..Antony and Cleopatra. I'm usually very decisive but can't choose between them so you decide. Vote for Antony or Cleopatra and the one who gets...

888sally888

Feels Like I Have Been In For Ages

Only been snowed in since yesterday, but it feels like years!! Have sorted so much stuff out - kitchen all blitzed as well as my wardrobe. What have you all done to stay sane lol...

islasmum

Is Anyone Elses Sky Tv Not Working?

Our tv has not worked since yesterday afternoon, we use Sky for our TV - I rang Sky then, as no signal appeared to be coming through, and was told it wasn't functioning because it was snowing, and...

marval

Please Send

Murphy decided to find an interesting hobby. Animals appealed to him so he wrote to the local pet store. 'Dear sir, I'm starting my own zoo and would like you to send me two mongooses ...' He looked...

Ann

Happy Birthday Karenmac ....

Have a lovely birthday Karen whatever you are doing, hope the snow hasn't spoilt any plans? Also happy birthday to NoMercy - she has her own birthday thread. x

Jemisa

Words Of Wisdom...

Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his...

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New Releases At Blockbuster This Week

......... the staff...

Jemisa

Windy...

I was in this restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass wind. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my wind with the beat of the music. After a couple of...

DSJ

Do You Remember Your First Boyfriend Or Girlfriend?

Mine was Godfrey. Who was yours?

bibblebub

Classic Tv Quotes

Just uttered by Dr McCoy on the Star Trek episode currently being shown on CBS Action: [i]I'm a doctor not an escalator[i] any others, from ST or elsewhere?...

jd_1984

Weekend Plans?

What are you all up to? Has the weather affected any plans that you had? Me - I am working both today and tomorrow 7am-2.30pm and plan to spend the rest of the days watching the football, possibly hit...

Jemisa

Women Should Not...

This is one of those controversial statements but I fully stand behind it. Women should not have children after 35! Some say, "Of course women can have children after 35!" They don't know what they...

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