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DaisyNonna

So Long

Why do Sundays seem so long?
22:00 Sun 13th Jan 20139 answers, last by China Doll 23:27 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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NoMercy

Fellow Ab'ers

Do you, or have you ever had, preconceived notions about other Ab'ers based on their posts, avatars, etc...? And for those of you who have met fellow Ab'ers...were you surprised or were your...
21:52 Sun 13th Jan 201393 answers, last by joby1 01:04 Tue 15th Jan 2013
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AlwaysConfused

A Stinker

I just dropped a horrific fart in the apple store. Everyone's pissed off, but it not my fault they don't have windows
21:06 Sun 13th Jan 201312 answers, last by dfgeroigoidfg 02:11 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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Duncer

Bus Journey

"Excuse me," I said to the woman sat in front of me on the bus, "You have some semen on the back of your jacket." "I'm sure it's not semen," she said, "It's probably yoghurt." "It's definitely semen,"...
20:59 Sun 13th Jan 20135 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 21:05 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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Duncer

Being From Belfast Can De Difficult

My girlfriend just bought a pair of Union Jack knickers. Every time I take them down there's a fcuking protest....
20:53 Sun 13th Jan 20137 answers, last by 2sp_ 21:03 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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wolf63

Something Heart-Warming To Cheer You Us

Here is a lovely and sweet clip that should make you feel good about the world. I love dogs - they are not evil and manipulative like cats. Dogs are loyal and loving and they don't leap onto the...
20:33 Sun 13th Jan 201312 answers, last by annemollie 14:55 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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giveup

Who Started Talking About Syrup Sponge?

I haven't stopped thinking about it since I read it. Guess what I'm just going to make.
20:24 Sun 13th Jan 201326 answers, last by shoota 21:06 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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Gromit

No Death Star Leaves Us Defenceless

A petition on the US Government website urging the Building of a Death Star gained 34,000 signaturies which meant it had to be seriously responded to. Here is the official response:...
17:37 Sat 12th Jan 201318 answers, last by woofgang 21:29 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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megansnake

Lost I-Pod In My House

i have lost my i-pod i know it is in my house cos i have not been out. the last time i had it was in my bed . me and my family have looked ever were in the house it has been missing for almost a week...
19:45 Sun 13th Jan 20137 answers, last by DaisyNonna 00:07 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

Word Play

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island. It turned out to be an optical aleutian No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. Atheism is a non-prophet organization....
18:47 Sun 13th Jan 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:58 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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marval

Sarcasm

When I left home, my mum said, "Don't forget to write." I thought, "That's unlikely... It's a basic skill, isn't it?" I was in London today and jumped into a black cab. I said, "Waterloo, mate." He...
16:42 Sun 13th Jan 20137 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:39 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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Tilly2

Somebody, Do Something, Please!

We've been invaded.
11:52 Sun 13th Jan 2013103 answers, last by tonyav 18:24 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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frozzo

Politically Correct

politically correct
17:19 Sun 13th Jan 20134 answers, last by frozzo 17:34 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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carrust

My...

...pet mouse Elvis has died.....he was caught in a trap......
16:51 Sun 13th Jan 201311 answers, last by Grandma_Yiddo 17:50 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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gordie1

Still Feeling Spaced Out 48 Hours Later After Colonoscopy

I cant remember a single thing about my colonoscopy I had on friday, I took 10mg of lorezapam before over 12 hours, my dad took me to the hospital I cant remember getting to the hospital or to the...
16:48 Sun 13th Jan 20134 answers, last by cazzz1975 22:12 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

Even In Disguise...

A blonde walks into an electronics shop and points to something behind the assistant ." How much is that television?" she asks." Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," the assistant said. So, the girl...
15:24 Sun 13th Jan 201323 answers, last by Jemisa 00:41 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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dorisday

Snowing?

Is it snowing in Hunstanton yet or any where along the North Norfolk coast?
15:21 Sun 13th Jan 201310 answers, last by dorisday 17:10 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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Eve

Romantic Films

Hi, just looking for suggestions for nice romantic films. Nothing too slushy or intelligent. Just a nice bit of romantic escapism. Thanks for any suggestions....
15:24 Sun 13th Jan 201332 answers, last by WHU010 18:28 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

I Used To Have A Phil Collins Obsession

but take a look at me now
15:07 Sun 13th Jan 20137 answers, last by Prudie 15:17 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

Did You Hear About The 4' 3" Fortune Teller .....

.... who escaped from prison? she was a small medium at large...
14:18 Sun 13th Jan 201310 answers, last by marval 15:28 Sun 13th Jan 2013

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