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cupid04

What Happened...

Q] What happened to the boy who drank 8 cokes? A] He burped 7-up!...
01:58 Sat 12th Jan 201315 answers, last by frugalfred 13:23 Sat 12th Jan 2013
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sigma

Poor Standard Of Driving

How do you tell a person that their standard of diving is poor when that person is your spouse.
10:54 Sat 12th Jan 201323 answers, last by methyl 23:24 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

Teddy Bears...

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a pub They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her flat, he notices that her bedroom is completely...
00:19 Sat 12th Jan 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 13:15 Sat 12th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

4 4 U

There are 4 questions. No cheating. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down. The correct answer is: Open the...
12:59 Sat 12th Jan 20139 answers, last by Jemisa 00:36 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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mrs_overall

Tempt My Appetite Please

The last proper meal I ate was around 22nd December! Since coming home from hospital on Tuesday I have managed to eat 3 spoonfuls of home-made veg soup, 1 scrambled egg and three slices of toast in...
09:59 Sat 12th Jan 201377 answers, last by boxtops 16:44 Sat 12th Jan 2013
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fredkins

Hi There Everyone.......

My sincere apologies that I have not been on here recently.I have not been up to the recent news and I Know some of It has been so sad and I feel so bad about that.Please forgive me.
01:44 Sat 12th Jan 201316 answers, last by fredkins 02:31 Sat 12th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

Fishy...

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Hi Maggie I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in the Lake District with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a...
23:46 Fri 11th Jan 201313 answers, last by marval 16:04 Sat 12th Jan 2013
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Iluvspikey

Being Half Irish, I Feel I Can Post These Jokes

Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy replies "No, tanks. I've only got a small garden." Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and...
20:48 Fri 11th Jan 201311 answers, last by Iluvspikey 02:19 Sat 12th Jan 2013
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Georgiesmum

Favourite Type Of Pie.

What is your favourite type of pie?...
01:16 Fri 11th Jan 201360 answers, last by mallyh 12:04 Fri 11th Jan 2013
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NoMercy

It's Fridaaaayyyyy

What y'up to this weekend? Lunch out for me tomorrow. Roast dinner on Sunday. Teetotal all weekend. xx...
10:25 Fri 11th Jan 201323 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 14:53 Fri 11th Jan 2013
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DaisyNonna

Comfort Food

Felt in need of comfort food tonight . What's yours?
22:53 Thu 10th Jan 201330 answers, last by Dee Sa 08:27 Fri 11th Jan 2013
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cupid04

Did You Know.....

That if you run your cursor over the union jack it still says;-Merry christmas from the answerbank. Do you think Ed is just going to leave it there until December 2013 to save himself some extra time?
02:52 Thu 10th Jan 201322 answers, last by tonyav 22:00 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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hippyhoppy

Aww.. Good Night Uncle Michael...

News that my adorable Uncle Michael passed away today... seems frivalous that I was busy getting my hair done!! Thinking of you Auntie Cyn xxx...
21:23 Thu 10th Jan 201320 answers, last by hippyhoppy 16:29 Fri 11th Jan 2013
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mrs_overall

I Love You All To Bits

Yes, I am back! Mr O was released from hospital on Xmas Eve and two days later I was taken into hospital. I had an abscess on my bowel, appendicitis and peritonitis. I came home on Tuesday and am now...
10:14 Thu 10th Jan 201383 answers, last by shoota 23:45 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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kronk

T.v

They're making a new TV detective series where James Garner is looking for 200 tons of French cheese...It called the Roquefort Files...
20:29 Thu 10th Jan 201311 answers, last by Dickythecook 06:43 Fri 11th Jan 2013
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kronk

Zoo Time

I went to the zoo today. The only thing to see was a baguette in a cage.....It wae bred in captivity.....
20:23 Thu 10th Jan 20134 answers, last by tenrec 22:17 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

Tonyav

need your help please tony .... as the acknowledged motor expert on here i am writing a tongue-in-cheek fictional biography of my boss for the works newsletter he turned 18 in 1971 . . . what are the...
19:46 Thu 10th Jan 201381 answers, last by parkdale 21:42 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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marval

It's That Blonde Again.

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. 'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?' The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30...
19:38 Thu 10th Jan 20134 answers, last by Starbuckone 00:13 Fri 11th Jan 2013
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cupid04

Two Aerials.

Two aerials meet on the roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't up to much but the reception was brilliant!...
03:25 Thu 10th Jan 20138 answers, last by frugalfred 19:36 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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AlwaysConfused

The Way People Are Getting High

OMG, I am quite shocked, the things people will do to get a high! I came across this accidentally, apparently lads are doing this too! Alcohol is for drinking, for enjoying. This is so wrong!...
18:13 Thu 10th Jan 201328 answers, last by Kiki-frog 21:59 Thu 10th Jan 2013

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