Donate SIGN UP

excelsior-1

4441 to 4460 of 7617

First Previous 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 Next Last

Avatar Image
muchlovex

Screen Is On It's Side

my kitten has just walked on my keyboard, so now my screen is on it's side. How do I move it back please? TIA...
19:21 Sun 20th Jan 201310 answers, last by methyl 23:27 Sun 20th Jan 2013
Avatar Image
goldblend

27A Nickname Of Twenties Film Star Clara Bow - I Have It Girl But Is Is Incorrect Tanks Last One!!!

27a nickname of Clara Bow Twenties film star - It GGirl does not fit in??? Thanks in advance Goldblend.
19:07 Sun 20th Jan 201310 answers, last by Baldric 19:12 Sun 20th Jan 2013
Avatar Image
Lizzi77

Snowing All Day Here

but only in small flakes. When are the big boys coming?...
18:21 Sun 20th Jan 201314 answers, last by Lizzi77 20:11 Sun 20th Jan 2013
Avatar Image
joggerjayne

Best Movie Opening

Ive always thought that Breakfast At Tiffany's had he best opening scene ... Holly getting out of the taxi, and Moon River, etc. But ... I've put on a DVD of Pulp Fiction. I'm kind of loving "I'm...
18:54 Sun 20th Jan 201321 answers, last by BIGJACK 00:18 Mon 21st Jan 2013
Avatar Image
Scarlett

Cold Weather Water!

I wondered if anyone else has found they need the loo more in this cold/snowy weather. I've been weeing for England today even though I haven't drunk that much. Is this a well known phenomenon, or...
18:44 Sun 20th Jan 201315 answers, last by lardhelmet 23:53 Sun 20th Jan 2013
Avatar Image
marval

Another One Sorry

Tesco have a promotion with triple club card points on petrol and value burgers. It's called "Only Fuels and Horses"....
18:34 Sun 20th Jan 20135 answers, last by Starbuckone 13:05 Mon 21st Jan 2013
Avatar Image
lady-janine

Yiiiippeeeee

thank goodness. sorry to those of you who enjoy the snooker but it will soon be over and then i can watch skiing....
18:06 Sun 20th Jan 201311 answers, last by boxtops 18:49 Sun 20th Jan 2013
Avatar Image
puzzled54

Anybody Else??

having a quiet day in watching tv and films and keeping out of the snow?
17:03 Sun 20th Jan 201328 answers, last by puzzled54 19:12 Mon 21st Jan 2013
Avatar Image
Ann

Has The Snow Reached You Yet?

We are trying to decide whether to go out tonight as we don't want to get stuck! Is the snow with you yet and where do you live? We are in NE Leicestershire, just have powdery snow coming down on and...
15:32 Sun 20th Jan 201346 answers, last by tamborine 00:41 Mon 21st Jan 2013
Avatar Image
Stargazer

What Is The Daftest Name For A Pet Cat Or Dog You Have Ever Heard

My friend acquired a small ginger kitten for Christmas and has called it the daftest name I ever heard. I will not state what is in case she or her family are reading this and I would prefer to keep...
15:01 Sun 20th Jan 2013106 answers, last by EcclesCake 01:56 Mon 21st Jan 2013
Avatar Image
4getmenot

Best Feeling In The World

always used to think a good stretch in the morning was pretty special but top of my list now is 'bump' kicking me. Whats your best feeling?
10:32 Sun 20th Jan 201338 answers, last by anneasquith 12:02 Mon 21st Jan 2013
Avatar Image
Jemisa

Wishful Thinking...

Wishful Thinking Three good friends died in a car accident and went to heaven. During their orientation interview, the angel asked them, "When your friends and family are looking down at you in your...
13:57 Sun 20th Jan 20134 answers, last by marval 18:35 Sun 20th Jan 2013
Avatar Image
moonraker558

Want A Laugh...

Applied online for a part time coach driving job via Careerbuilder. They have sent me an email this morning about another job they think will suit me.......you will never guess..... Go try again........
12:54 Sun 20th Jan 20138 answers, last by tha120 09:29 Thu 19th Jan 2023
Avatar Image
Jemisa

The Email...

It's wise to remember how easily e-mail can sometimes be misused. Consider the case of the Scots- man who left the snow-filled streets of Glascow for a holiday in Florida. His wife was on a business...
13:04 Sun 20th Jan 20136 answers, last by jim360 20:29 Sun 20th Jan 2013
Avatar Image
alavahalf

Two Killed At Tesco..!

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and...
12:33 Sun 20th Jan 20135 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 13:12 Sun 20th Jan 2013
Avatar Image
Jemisa

A Sunday Smile :) ...

The Bear Hunter.............................. And then there's the one about the Christian who skipped church to go bear hunting. As he was quietly stalking through the forest, suddenly a large,...
12:47 Sun 20th Jan 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 12:49 Sun 20th Jan 2013
Avatar Image
Jemisa

Is This A Joke?

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are...
00:23 Sun 20th Jan 20134 answers, last by zebo 20:03 Sun 20th Jan 2013
Avatar Image
Jemisa

Grandad & Tommy...

Grandad watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 50pence if he could put it back in. Tommy went off to think for a bit and said "Ok Grandad, watch this". Tommy...
01:01 Sun 20th Jan 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 10:50 Sun 20th Jan 2013
Avatar Image
FredPuli43

Morning All !

Hope to avoid yesterday's amusement. Went for a walk in a snowy Cambridge Botanic Garden. The trees around the lake looked particularly fine. As I walked over the snow towards the lake, I came to a...
05:46 Sun 20th Jan 2013137 answers, last by Ann86 11:04 Sun 20th Jan 2013
Avatar Image
Jemisa

Perfect Breasts...

A man was walking down the street when he saw a woman with the perfect, and I mean PERFECT, breasts he'd ever seen. He walked up to her and said, "Ma'am, you have perfect breasts, and I will pay you...
01:17 Sun 20th Jan 20137 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 10:24 Sun 20th Jan 2013

4441 to 4460 of 7617

First Previous 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 Next Last