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Jemisa

Confucious Did Not Say...

CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up...
16:29 Sat 26th Jan 20139 answers, last by mrs.chappie 20:07 Sat 26th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

Open Wide...

A guy and a girl meet at a bar…… They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his...
15:58 Sat 26th Jan 20135 answers, last by Gizmonster 16:37 Sat 26th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

Two Ariels Meet On A Roof ....

- fall in love - get married.  The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.            ...
15:38 Sat 26th Jan 201338 answers, last by mrs.chappie 21:48 Sat 26th Jan 2013
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MadMen

Are You Taking A Summer Holiday This Year?

Are you one of these people that just has to have a two week break in the sun each year or do you play it by ear? Do you have anything planned for the summer months?
15:41 Sat 26th Jan 201363 answers, last by slinkycat 00:29 Sun 27th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

I Went To The Zoo The Other Day

there was only one dog in it it was a shitzu....
15:29 Sat 26th Jan 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:34 Sat 26th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

Time Machine.

Barak Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Obama goes first. “What will the USA be like in...
15:24 Sat 26th Jan 20134 answers, last by RATTER15 16:27 Sat 26th Jan 2013
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starone

Removed Posts

Dear Ed, I have noticed recently that a lot of posts with names made up of random letters have been removed, obviously they are trolls. If they are so easily recognisable, why are they allowed into AB...
14:46 Sat 26th Jan 201315 answers, last by boxtops 11:20 Mon 28th Jan 2013
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aaron1999

Word That Links Camera, Coffee And Messaging

Word that links camera, coffee and messaging. 7 lettered word Clue- I*S*A**...
12:18 Sat 26th Jan 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 12:20 Sat 26th Jan 2013
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DSJ

Happy Australia Day

Happy Australia Day to all from Down Under, including my son.
12:16 Sat 26th Jan 20137 answers, last by DSJ 15:34 Sat 26th Jan 2013
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Polly1958

Mt Attempt At The Duchess Of Cambridge

http://s1218.beta.photobucket.com/user/polly3231/media/DuchessofCambridge_zps7b19ec38.jpg.html I'm a bit rusty having not done any drawing for a while.Here's the latest,hope you like it....
18:56 Fri 25th Jan 201367 answers, last by JimJools 17:41 Sat 26th Jan 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. Some tealeaf has nicked all the snow. S'all gorn! I've been outside and it is positively balmy. The sky is clear and the moon is full and bright. A sunny day on it's way methinks. With a bit...
06:04 Sat 26th Jan 201398 answers, last by sunny-dave 09:49 Sat 26th Jan 2013
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fredkins

Hi, All You Good Abers.......

I am so sorry that I have not kept in touch with you all,I felt like I was fitting in with you all, then things on my behalf went all wrong.I do miss you all and I will try and come on here and see...
00:44 Sat 26th Jan 201372 answers, last by parkdale 01:05 Sun 27th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

Was Your 60Th Special?

Maggie has said how special her 60th Birthday was, Mine too was special, I was told by my daughters they would be picking me up at 8.30 in the morning for a special day out. I had nO Idea about it. I...
00:54 Sat 26th Jan 201331 answers, last by Jemisa 23:46 Sat 26th Jan 2013
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Ann

Is It Snowing Yet Where You Are?

Slightly miffed as I cancelled an event tonight as this huge band of snow was supposed to be crossing from West to East of central UK reaching East Midlands 7pm. Where is it? Not a flake in sight! Has...
21:27 Fri 25th Jan 201373 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:43 Sat 26th Jan 2013
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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00:18 Sat 26th Jan 201319 answers, last by humbersloop 03:31 Sat 26th Jan 2013
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murraymints

Night Night

now I have dragged myself away from the weird things thread I am trying for sleep....see you in the morning..xx...
23:19 Fri 25th Jan 20138 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 23:47 Fri 25th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

New Super Intelligent Police Dog

a new police sniffer dog is introduced to the force, and is taken to the airport for trials the airport manager insists that the trial takes place on board an aircraft that is about to depart and,...
22:25 Fri 25th Jan 20137 answers, last by Starbuckone 14:38 Sat 26th Jan 2013
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Flyhalf

One For Burns Night

Tony Blair is being shown around a hospital. Towards the end of the visit, he is shown into a ward with a number people with no obvious signs of injury or disease. He goes to greet the first patient...
21:25 Fri 25th Jan 20135 answers, last by Starbuckone 14:33 Sat 26th Jan 2013
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Fanriffic

Distant Donor

This bloke gets a bone marrow transplant from a donor in Argentina and the operation was a great success. So he wrote him a thank you letter which began – “Dear Diego, Marrow Donor...”...
23:34 Thu 24th Jan 20139 answers, last by Tubbycoates 14:38 Fri 25th Jan 2013
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EcclesCake

Haka For Lost Soldier

This isn't exactly news hence posting in CB. A friend has just posted it on FB and I thought it was really quite beautiful and touching....
21:12 Thu 24th Jan 201328 answers, last by Mojo-Jo-Jo 01:29 Fri 25th Jan 2013

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