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Im Back

im back have i missed anything
15:39 Fri 01st Feb 201346 answers, last by askyourgran 23:30 Fri 01st Feb 2013
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janbee

Good Morning All

Hello all from a rain lashed Sussex. xx Hope it's better where you are.
05:46 Fri 01st Feb 201365 answers, last by Dee Sa 09:32 Fri 01st Feb 2013
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Ann

Happy Birthday Icg76 And Desktop ..

Have a lovely day today (Friday) :)
01:56 Fri 01st Feb 201342 answers, last by Ann86 00:08 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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marval

Oops

Several days ago as a woman left a meeting at a hotel; she desperately gave herself a pat down. She was looking for her keys. They were not in her pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed...
17:37 Thu 31st Jan 20133 answers, last by Jemisa 16:02 Fri 01st Feb 2013
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Bbbananas

Hi Guys...

What has prompted me to come on here after such a gap, is the fact I hear there are impending nuptials between two old muckers on CB - rowanwitch and Redman. What lovely news, and so welcome amidst...
20:45 Thu 31st Jan 201330 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 23:50 Thu 31st Jan 2013
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Georgiesmum

Looking In The Mirror.

If you look in the mirror and see a beer belly, bald head, big red nose, varicose veins and a complexion like leather, look on the bright side, at least your eyesight is ok!!!...
01:38 Thu 31st Jan 201310 answers, last by weecalf 20:32 Thu 31st Jan 2013
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Bazile

Your Favourite

What would your all time favourite choice be , with respect to the following . (Only 1 choice is allowed ) 1. Food . 2. Drink 3. TV Series 4. Book 5. Film 6. Person ( alive/ deceased - no relatives /...
15:10 Thu 31st Jan 201319 answers, last by rockyracoon 22:30 Thu 31st Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

My Girlfriend Left Me .....

.... because she did not like my obsession with the monkees i thought she was joking then i saw her face...
22:06 Wed 30th Jan 20138 answers, last by queenofmean 22:26 Wed 30th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

I Need Cheering Up

i lent a friend £10,000 for a plastic surgery operation now i don't know what he looks like...
21:48 Wed 30th Jan 201311 answers, last by Mojo-Jo-Jo 22:15 Wed 30th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

A Man Lost His Dog One Day

he put an ad in the paper it read 'here boy'...
21:47 Wed 30th Jan 20138 answers, last by society 21:58 Wed 30th Jan 2013
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starone

Subject: 5 Catholics Having A Coffee Break

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square, Rome . The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him...
21:43 Wed 30th Jan 20132 answers, last by society 21:45 Wed 30th Jan 2013
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2sp_

Sad...

Our beloved 15 year old spaniel died yesterday. She had seen the vet last week - he said she was a sturdy old girl and could go on for ages. Then she took a stroke at the weekend, seemed to rally...
11:38 Tue 29th Jan 201343 answers, last by masma 21:25 Thu 31st Jan 2013
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tipton-rotty

Anagram

THEARTWONATOW is an anagram of a tv program
20:49 Wed 30th Jan 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:51 Wed 30th Jan 2013
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ChillDoubt

Funniest Film Trailer I've Ever Seen

Following on form my recent trip to the flicks, this trailer was shown. It's probably the funniest I've ever seen. It's not for the faint hearted, mind!...
19:24 Wed 30th Jan 20135 answers, last by craft1948 19:56 Wed 30th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

Short & Curlies...

A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in a queue a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his...
23:40 Tue 29th Jan 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:24 Wed 30th Jan 2013
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The Builder

Take A Few Minutes To Soak This One Up...

Been poking about in Youtube and remembered this from the 70s. The great Brazilian jazzman Eumir Deodato. His take on the theme from Richard Strauss's "Also Sprach Zarathustra" I'm having this played...
17:02 Wed 30th Jan 20136 answers, last by The Builder 18:27 Wed 30th Jan 2013
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gness

Fao Sunny-Dave

I ordered a case of wine with instructions for the delivery company to leave at the side of the house, sheltered and out of public sight were I not at home. Where did they leave it? By my front door,...
17:07 Wed 30th Jan 201315 answers, last by gness 20:26 Wed 30th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

Scared...

Little Johnny asked his teacher if he could go to the toilet and she said yes. When he went to wipe his bum there was no toilet paper so he used his hand. When he got back to class, his Teacher asked,...
00:19 Wed 30th Jan 20139 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:50 Wed 30th Jan 2013
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Duncer

Racing Snails

Paddy's racing snail had been less than prolific of late, failing to win in the last 25 races so, in an effort to reduce it's weight and make it more aerodynamic, he removed the shell. It didn't work....
12:52 Wed 30th Jan 20133 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:52 Wed 30th Jan 2013
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slinky.kate

I Am So Happy

i managed to get tickets to go and see the lion king which went on sale this morning,my sons is getting me this for my birthday.its not on til' the 13th oct.cant wait.
15:18 Wed 30th Jan 201314 answers, last by boxtops 16:52 Sat 02nd Feb 2013

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