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Smowball

What Serve With Gammon?

Ive just put a gammon joint in the slow cooker - never tried cooking it in there before.So what do you suggest serving with it ??
12:47 Sun 03rd Feb 201331 answers, last by boxtops 15:57 Mon 04th Feb 2013
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excelsior-1

I Could Not Remember ...

... how you throw a boomerang. but then it came back to me....
12:48 Sat 02nd Feb 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 15:48 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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FredPuli43

Poo

When did the previously baby- talk word 'poo' become the accepted word? What did we call before? Granted that it took my mother 5 years to get me to say 'manure', so my version may not be polite, but...
14:50 Sun 03rd Feb 201323 answers, last by ll_billym 20:21 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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dillonruairi

Sunday Express

A lighter-than-air craft, such as a balloon...
12:54 Sun 03rd Feb 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 13:00 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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crisper

Defrosted Turkey

I took a 'joint' of turkey out of the freezer yesterday morning...its a rolled and boned large piece, which still hadn't defrosted by yesterday evening.. then I forgot about it.. until this morning.....
12:16 Sun 03rd Feb 20138 answers, last by excelsior-1 12:25 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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excelsior-1

I'd Like To Have More Self-Esteem ..

.. but I don’t deserve it....
12:52 Sat 02nd Feb 201310 answers, last by excelsior-1 12:19 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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nungate

Mad Over Fifties Club

The hallowed portals of Nungate Towers are yet again thrown wide open in welcome all the Mad over fifties out there in AB land. Come and frivol in the Great Hall, the Tapster has concocted possibly...
21:05 Sat 02nd Feb 2013251 answers, last by Sparkles62 20:41 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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cupid04

A Husband And Wife...

A husband and wife go to the fairground. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't keen.So his wife went on the ride by herself. The wheel went round and round and suddenly the...
00:54 Sun 03rd Feb 20138 answers, last by craft1948 18:28 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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Jemisa

This Lady Is...

............... having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her to go and get undressed and wait for him in the other room. When the doctor goes into the room he...
00:49 Sun 03rd Feb 20134 answers, last by Starbuckone 16:24 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

♥♥♥...
00:16 Sun 03rd Feb 201314 answers, last by trailerchance 02:48 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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lady-janine

Perplexed. Very Confused.

i have just opened the front door to see what the weather was doing and get the front door key in and found 8 litres of milk and six eggs on the door step. I last looked out at about 6.30pm and they...
01:49 Sat 02nd Feb 201319 answers, last by lady-janine 00:46 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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dickythecook

How To Flatten A Stomach. (Bit Rude)

Apologies A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mum quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes...
00:09 Sun 03rd Feb 201322 answers, last by LochNessMonster 10:41 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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EcclesCake

I'd Like More.....

What would you like more of? At the moment I'd be quite happy with a bit more sleep each night. Hardly rock and roll I know.........
23:46 Sat 02nd Feb 201346 answers, last by MrIncredible 14:54 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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excelsior-1

For Once In My Life .....

.....I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my p***s!...
22:29 Fri 01st Feb 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:51 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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Jemisa

This Is Addictive...

This is in Russion when it opens click on the word (crapr), see how good you are with a Russion Pistol. Have fun... jem...
23:35 Sat 02nd Feb 201314 answers, last by irenesmith 10:50 Fri 15th Feb 2013
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MadMen

Have Anyone Seen...?

Going to the cinema in a bit. Has anyone seen any of the following films? The Hobbit (not my choice!) Lincoln Flight Not sure which one to go for but The Hobbit is my least fave and it starts in just...
20:46 Sat 02nd Feb 201331 answers, last by MadMen 15:28 Tue 05th Feb 2013
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gollob

Pointless Celebrities- Probably The Best Named Programmed Ever

Is it possible that anybody could have heard of all these so called celebrities. My main point is the final anwser which was name a country that is surrounded by 5 other countries. This answer given...
20:48 Sat 02nd Feb 201325 answers, last by boxtops 11:41 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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excelsior-1

Crocodile Dundee

on channel 4 now still hilarious after 26 years i was a cinema manager in the west end at that time .. we were amazed at the popularity of it, and saw full houses and long queues for months....
20:22 Sat 02nd Feb 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:46 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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Georgiesmum

Senior Moments

When was your last "senior moment?"...
14:02 Sat 02nd Feb 201337 answers, last by sandyRoe 00:18 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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Iluvspikey

Somebody Gives You £5,000 You Can Do

ANYTHING you want with it, EXCEPT save it. What would you spend it on?
19:55 Sat 02nd Feb 201328 answers, last by NOX 22:15 Sat 02nd Feb 2013

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