Is it just me or does he look totally disinterested in being there. Not hiding it very well. Embarrasing.
Only there to plug something - has he a new film out?...
Its Mr Fruits birthday this month and its always a headache when it comes to buying him a pressy his only real interest are his jack russells and his ferrets if I give him money he just gives me it...
One of my neighbours hubby has died after a long illness and she's in the middle of arranging his funrtal, she wants her grandsons and sons to be Pallbearers, she asked me last night how many...
The Vicar just had all of his remaining teeth out and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third...
....that's me OFFICIALLY over and done with the laser treatment. Was very straight forward today and I practically ran out of the hospital. I have a check up in April though and at some point in the...
Teaching Math in Britain, Past, Present and Future(?) 1. Teaching Maths In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. Your assignment: What is...
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did...
Hi all have just heard from Mrs Owd and Owd is probably fairly tired, so he won't likely be on tonight. He had the camera procedure this morning and they have found an infection deep in his throat...
Pooped...in bed with kindle....spent the day with mum and dad...he's a bit more settled thank goodness....last week or so catching up with me I think..so crashing out now....nighty night to you all,...
Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning:
"Windows frozen"
Husband texts back,
"Poor some luke warm water over it."
Wife texts back,
"Computer completely f****d now."...
well tomorrow is nearly upon me, for all those who have been following my saga of laser treatment. It is the final hurdle last round. I cannot wait :)...