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A Vincent Kompany cup holder for the car. It carries 10 mugs....

Wedding Ring Stuck

my neighbour need's to take her wedding and engagment ring's off her finger is swollen has anyone any tip's how she can get them off...

jake-the-peg

Just saw this yesterday Very wordy and long - won't be to everybody's taste - Indeed a couple of people left after an hour but I loved it. Daniel Day Lewis is fabulous - he really catches everybody's...

BUSYSUE

18 Down

18 down - story told by jesus as recorded in the New Testament _A_A_ _ _ is it paradox...

NoMercy

Good Morning Ab'ers

Finally, a day of rest. I may spend the day packing non-essential items ahead of my move, before cooking the Sunday roast. Have a jolly terrific day everyone. x x x...

crisgal

Why Do We Say...

When a building collapses, we say it was ' raised to the ground' but that doesn't really make sense, so why do we say it?

Fanriffic

Yet Another Horse Joke To Groan At

My mate tells me that he has been getting deaths threats. He woke up this morning with a Findus Lasagne on his pillow....

nungate

Mad Over Fifties Club

It is with great delight and owing to wi fi problems, by the skin of our teeth, that we are again able to open the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome in all Mad Over Fifties (not to mention one or two...

murraymints

Back In Hossie !

Was just sat down to watch France v Wales....phone rang..dad taken bad again..blues and twos to the western General ....now on drips and machines....again....only been home 1 day....so don't know when...

Floella

Looking For Themes For A 50Th Birthday Party. Any Ideas?

Any good ideas please. I was thinking 60's theme, but that seems a bit simple....

wendilla

Spacestation Sighting Over Uk This Evening

One sighting only 7 20pm for 1 minute SSW departing S No hope this way in Leicestershire....

hippyhoppy

Fave 5 Films..

What are your fav EVER 5 films mine are... - Misery - Jaws - Beauty & The Beast - Love Actually - Working Girl...

marval

Gave Me A Lift

I was on my way into work and a mate gave me a lift. No use to me, I live in a bungalow. This year I've decided to have a marquee put up in my garden with some funky music & flashing lights in. Now is...

albaqwerty

Typo Of The Year Award

goes to my local council (I know, it's early in the year) Their friendly publication which lets you know how well they are doing has a page about Right To Repair and their number of days they'll take...

Jemisa

For A Fiver...

This old couple are walking around a car boot sale , when they notice on a stall-an offer of 5 toilet brushes for a fiver, Both impressed they buy the toilet brushes, the following week the old lady...

Jemisa

Obsessed...

A man goes to psychiatrist because his girlfriend thinks he is obsessed with sex. The doctor draws a square and asks the man what he sees. "Sex," said the man.The doctor drew a circle and asked what...

anotheoldgit

How Will You Vote At The Next General Election?

We have read in past posts that Cameron is finished, the Tories are finished, the Tory/LibDem coalition is finished, the LibDems are finished and UKIP haven't a cat in hells chance of winning the next...

FredPuli43

What Strange Things Have You Smoked?

Ever smoked foreign cigarettes or 'tobacco' which seemed a little less than right (though legal)? Old soldiers used to talk of 'Camel' cigarettes which tasted as though they had more camel product...

4getmenot

Who Kicked Me?

at 24 weeks my little womb monkey has finally let his/her daddy feel their kicks. He/she has been kicking strong for weeks now but playing games with daddy. Such a big smile on my blokes face. :-)

Matheous-2

Supermarket Bakeries

A long time ago when Safeway had stores in the UK customers could walk in to the wonderful aroma throughout the store of fresh bread and cakes in the ovens that made you want to buy these products-...

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