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Mince Use To Be Cheap...........

I went to Sainsbury's today to buy mince for a Spaggy Bol. The 500gm pack was £4.50 !...

Not Well

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks. "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice....

MrsLulu

to all the English doctors? I had an appointment today at the surgery and I could hardly understand what the doctor was saying to me. Could have been telling me I only had one week to live for all I...

puzzled54

Parking At Disney Florida

Is there such a thing as a weekly/2 weekly parking pass for visiting the theme parks? $14 a day seems such a lot to pay on top of the tickets. Thanks...

sir.prize

Wonder What's On The Menu Here!

http://i48.tinypic.com/ndt1ll.jpg...

Steve.5

Horse Meat Or No Horse Meat

that is the equestrian Wether it is........your turn...

Ric.ror

Why Are Some People So Thoughtless

I am sat in a hospital side ward My son has just had an op and is feeling really sick At two of the other beds two women are waiting chatting away I would tell them to go out but my son does not want...

Jemisa

Marriage...

I felt a bit fed up today so to cheer myself up I watched my wedding video backwards.I love the end bit where I take my ring off, go back down the aisle , jump in the car and f**k off. A woman was...

excelsior-1

Has Anybody Had .....

..... their name changed yet, in response to the username amnesty? mine has not changed - yet...

queenofmean

Fao Excel

I just wanted to say thank you for the wee 'valentine poem' Queenie x...

cupid04

We Haven't Got Snow.

We've got sleet. And its -1c out there. I have a warm bum though as we've got heated seats, lol! Im in s.e Essex by the way.

islasmum

Help Please....

I saw Morgan Freeman playing Alex Cross in "Kiss The Girls" last night, but I'm sure that I saw him as Alex Cross in a film last weekend, about a young girl getting kidnapped - please could someone...

chrissa1

2013 Formula One

Does anyone know what channel the F1 GP season is being shown on this year? TIA

cazzz1975

What Is Everyone Having To Eat?

I have had a lousy ham salad :/

boxtops

Ab Ed Can Go To Chelsea Flower Shower At Last!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2276319/Welcome-gnome-Chelsea-flower-lifts-ban-tacky-garden-ornaments-time-100-year-history.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490#axzz2KVZWoqyJ Hurrah!...

marval

One Liners 2

Whilst buying some nuts today I noticed the pack said "stachios"... I thought... someone's taken the pis. Every day when I wake up I like to look in the mirror and just reflect. I've just been offered...

sandyRoe

Kung Hei Fat Choi

And may this Year of the Snake be a happy and prosperous one for us all.

tiggerblue10

Happy Chinese New Year

to anyone celebrating it :o) Sssssssssss..........

Jemisa

Valentine Ditty's...

My Grandaughters (6 & 8) have been making 'Valentines Cards' today and with the old saying we've been making up little poems... For their daddy they've come up with.. Roses are red Violets are blue...