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clanargyll
OK I know it is supposed to be hard but for all the half wits, souls with hangovers, muppets and mildly intelligent folk who are blankly staring at this crossword with a perplexed expression on their...
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puternut
Joe was speaking to his friend Laura who is trying to get her friend Kim om a blind date with him. He finally gives in when Laura happens to mention that Kim is a little frustrated as she hasn't had a...
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flump1
My friend in Reading has just said it is snowing there and has been for hours. Do you have any where you are ? I told her to keep hers there , had enough last time....
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bazwillrun
Following the discovery of the bones of Richard lll, groups of archeologists are now digging up Tesco's car parks looking for his horse ! Findus keepus !...
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giveup
Just lost in the local church quiz by 2 points.(The churchwarden won)
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adrianben
For a bit of fun ? Come on you guys - chill out and lets have a laugh !
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weecalf
Famous line from movies ,Who said "The hell i am " Just thinking if a film was made about cows would it be a moovie ,Any way who ever gets it right poses the next one .None to hard as its been a long...
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murraymints
Finally in my own bed !....dad settled in..and seems to be stable..touch wood. Going back Sunday ...Will spend tomorrow getting this place ship shape again...very tired so hopefully will get good...
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birdie73
Please can someone help me with my last question, it's an anagram of a Film Title 40 Mentioning Flemish hyenas ( 6, 7, 2, 3, 5,) Thanks in advance for any help given....
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carrust
...the Yorkshireman say when he tasted a Findus lasagne?.....It's champion...
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murraymints
Doc to patient : you really are going to have to watch what you're eating you know ! So he went to the grand national..!!!...
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DTCwordfan
Happy Birthday, enjoy the rest of the day, Sparkles. Ann's diary has failed! Hope you have a great time and maybe some fizz or something like alcoholic grape juice. The birthday cake comes your...
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Vintage_Rose
think i might go to the chippy :-)
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wendilla
Saturday's sighting 7 20 pm quite a short one but longer sightings next week SSW departing S for 1 minute. Will do my usual postings to remind you around 6pm....
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Mojo-Jo-Jo
It was 7 years ago today that my Dad died. Most of the time I'm ok. I'm pretty blase about death and it's not that side of things that bothers me. My question is this. Today and on his birthday I get...
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fredkins
Hi there excel,I have not heard from you for a while,just hope you are keeping well and all Is going fine for you.
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Jemisa
A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- we've looked at your life, and you really didn't do...
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Jemisa
A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I"ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk...
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Jemisa
Rob decided to propose to Sandi , but prior to her acceptance Sandi had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.She informed Rob that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the...
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dustypuss
Is there anywhere in the world that has a relatively constant day/night time temperature whether it summer or winter.

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