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netibiza

Invasion Of Britian

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17:04 Wed 13th Feb 201313 answers, last by boxtops 23:29 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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netibiza

Fly Swatting Game!!!

Whenever I come on here I get an annoying buzzing and a fly zooming at the top of the computer asking me in Spanish to swat it, drives me mad, anyone else get this?
16:48 Wed 13th Feb 201322 answers, last by sandyRoe 17:42 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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Jemisa

Tea For Two...

A man and wife were having an argument about who should make the pot of tea in the morning. The wife told him that he should do it because he gets up first.The husband said that she was in charge of...
16:00 Wed 13th Feb 201310 answers, last by 1ndex 00:04 Thu 14th Feb 2013
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Ann

Happy Birthday Jemisa

Have a lovely day :)
01:37 Wed 13th Feb 201341 answers, last by mrs.chappie 23:39 Thu 14th Feb 2013
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Jemisa

Important Matters...

A Deaf couple are getting married, and the groom to be decides that they should make sure from the start that they understand important matters, so using sign language he explains to his bride: "When...
16:26 Wed 13th Feb 20137 answers, last by askyourgran 23:58 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. No wind, no rain, no snow, but the tropics it ain't. Never mind, there are daffs, snowdrops, tulips and all sorts of other nice things trying to get up. Spring is on the way. Have a happy...
05:30 Wed 13th Feb 2013149 answers, last by waterboatman 08:42 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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cupid04

Fao Excelsior 1

Do you realise that 'see how far this goes' will disappear from the latest posts just before 7.30 tonight. will you be carrying it on? I hope so! cupid04.
19:15 Tue 12th Feb 201322 answers, last by cupid04 18:02 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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emmie

Something To Lift The Spirits

if you are feeling a bit down, bad day, or simply want to chill i thought i would share this lovely piece....
21:22 Tue 12th Feb 201310 answers, last by em10 21:17 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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excelsior-1

See How Far This Goes Again ...

... number 5 with respects to cupid and all you others, too numerous to list here. i'll start with this one . . .As such a sad love Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel Open and closed within your...
20:26 Sat 12th Jan 20133401 answers, last by giveup 12:35 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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owdhamer

Owds Home

Nut very well bui home thanks to every one.
20:36 Tue 12th Feb 201336 answers, last by horseshoes 15:10 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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cupid04

A Woman.

A woman is asking her friend how her doctor's appointment went. 'Well, my doctor told me to avoid saturated fat,' the friend replies. 'So from now on I'm going to stop having sex with my husband in...
01:50 Tue 12th Feb 201316 answers, last by frugalfred 20:45 Tue 12th Feb 2013
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Jemisa

3 Blondes...

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position in the Metrapolitan Police Force. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So you all want to be...
15:47 Tue 12th Feb 20136 answers, last by WHO44 16:20 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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marval

Organ

Did you know Bach had some 10-14 children? They say there were no stops on his organ. Did you hear about the man who went streaking through the church? They caught him by the organ....
17:00 Tue 12th Feb 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 20:15 Tue 12th Feb 2013
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Georgiesmum

Pancake Day

Did everyone remember its pancake day today? Do you have lemon and sugar on them or do you have something else, a bit more adventurous.?...
20:01 Tue 12th Feb 201342 answers, last by carandrog 23:31 Tue 12th Feb 2013
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Barmaid

Interesting Offers

I've just received an email regarding home insurance. One of the items it describes insurance for is "fine wines". Errr Hello? Clearly some people have more money than sense. So how does that work...
19:42 Tue 12th Feb 201331 answers, last by ummmm 20:25 Tue 12th Feb 2013
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MadMen

Lent - Are You Giving Anything Up?

As above, are you giving up any luxuries for lent tomorrow? Last year I gave up chocolate which was ridiculously easy, so this year I'm going for alcohol. Eekk!...
13:57 Tue 12th Feb 2013105 answers, last by MadMen 22:53 Tue 12th Feb 2013
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Bazile

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Ed Is there a temporary block on changing your avatar ? I've uploaded a picture to Gravatar My email address on AB and on Gravatar is the same . The avatar box in my profile in AB is ticked and i've...
17:50 Tue 12th Feb 201314 answers, last by Bazile 18:24 Tue 12th Feb 2013
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albaqwerty

Kitchen Sink Not Draining

Anyone any ideas for a substitute plunger please? Tried a plastic cup and rumbled up and down. Plumbers were in next door this morning and would love to blame them....
16:27 Tue 12th Feb 201318 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:57 Tue 12th Feb 2013
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DTCwordfan

An Update On Owd

Hi to all and first thing is that Owd and Mrs Owd were most appreciative of all the messages. Owd has had a bit of a rough time of late and you may have noticed that he hasn't posted - none of those...
08:55 Tue 12th Feb 201343 answers, last by queenofmean 19:11 Tue 12th Feb 2013
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pdq1

Having An Mot Before The Expiry Date

In the past having a MOT certificate almost guaranteed you could drive up to the date on the certificate even if it failed. However now if you have your MOT at the earliest date (about a month before...
20:52 Mon 11th Feb 201314 answers, last by pdq1 21:55 Tue 12th Feb 2013

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