I was working in tesco's last night when I bumped into the lady I'd just started dating.I was re-arranging the washing powder in aisle seven when she said 'Oi you told me you were a stunt pilot you...
Where’ve you been all this time, asks the father. I was in the library doing homework The robot homes in on the son and slaps him The father explains son, this robot is a lie detector. You’d...
Well I am not (bursting) any more.My OH and myself joined Slimming World on 3rd January after putting off for months and trying many home diets but this was the best thing we ever did,It Is so...
i was trying to think of some titles to tell the kids. Seems they are just as funny to a nine year kid today as they were forty years ago! I could only remember: Rusty Bedsprings by I P Nightly Angry...
A frosty Tuesday morning here. A lot more than yesterday. The plants that jumped the gun are in for some grief. I hope they survive. I think the Blackbird who was looking for a girlfriend yesterday...
A group of Americans were travelling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used....
Not really a joke... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE SO - ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS. ~Your kids are becoming you......but...
my AB first birthday. So what has happened in that year? Negative. Been told I'm unfit to be a teacher. Been asked 'Who do you think you are?' Spending too much leisure time here. Positive. Helped to...
Is there a group on here at all? I did search, but cannot find one. It's day 15 for me, and I've come very close to breaking down and lighting up, but just typing this has helped me to see the folly...
good evening my washing machine spectacularly committed suicide today, after many many years - and so i went to argos on line and bought a new one i paid the extra for delivery and to take away the...
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