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I said to my Doctor, "I've become a can of deodorant." He said, "Are you sure?" I replied, "No, I'm Lynx." "Doctor, doctor, I've got problems with my hearing." "What are the symptoms?" "They're those...

nungate

Mad Over Fifties Club

Saturday Night and the doors of Nungate Towers are again opened in welcome to all Mad over fifties. For your delectation tonight's Hot Plate special comes by way of a special request, Minty just for...

Gizmonster

Beer Contains Female Hormones .................

............. yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones !!!! Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis, that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer....

TWR

What Attracted You?

What attracted you to your O.H.?

excelsior-1

New Washing Machine .. Help.

... Please there are four transit screws to be removed one has come out - the other three have loosened and extended, but i cannot pull them out i am assuming they were to stop the drum from moving or...

Zacs-Master

Band. Last Letter First Name

Eg Madness Specials...

excelsior-1

My Team Came Third

just got back from a quiz night, we are happy with our final standing and have considered this a dress rehearsal for a larger, more difficult quiz night in three weeks time however - i have always...

owdhamer

Cold Night Out

Ao its indoors for us....

Smowball

Bored,bored,bored!!

Thats it really, ahem..................

smurfchops

Scottish Soldier

A Scottish Soldier, in full dress uniform, marches into a pharmacy. Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square...

gness

I Feel Guilty

On a thread earlier I made a light hearted comment about having had two major life changing shocks today. I've had messages from Abers asking if I am okay...except the one from TonyAV who asked if I...

wimp

Ab Fans

If anyone has the answers to the questions below,please feel free to put in your answers!!

CailinDeas

Think Again...

Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:*** ** *"Windows frozen, won't open." ** Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it". Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really...

Smowball

Ab Editor : )

How many members of AB are there exactly? And in how many different countries? I'm just nosey!

bednobs

Baby Food Is Very Tasty!

since P has been weaning, i've been cooking her recipes from annabel karmel (the jamie oliver of babies) and i have to say i'm really jealous - her food always rastes so nice. I made a salmon and corn...

ClinkatyClank

Imax

To watch a film in IMAX, does it require 3d glasses ?

jd_1984

Having A Good Idea Noticed!

In my role at work, from time to time, I have a good idea which may increase efficiency or improve the conditions for staff. However, all too often these ideas are deemed as not cost effective or not...

fredkins

Excel I Know You Are Out There.....

Please speak to me,I have seen you on mammys night night,please talk to me.Anyone out there wants to make something of this then please do not bother .

Gizmonster

This Is Doing My Head In ...............

I'm trying to recall a term used in poker when betting. This happened in a Blackpool casino a while ago. My friend had just lost quite a few hands, due to a combination of bad luck and poor betting....

Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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