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Jemisa

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A man having trouble achieving an erection decides to consult a witch doctor. The witch doctor throws some herbs on a fire, shakes his rattle, and says, "I have placed a powerful spell on you, but it...
00:08 Tue 26th Feb 20134 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 19:54 Tue 26th Feb 2013
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DTCwordfan

Owd - R.i.p.

I have just received a message from Mrs. Owd that Owd passed away peacefully and, as Mrs Owd, described it, sleepily, this afternoon in his hospice, his family all around him. Mrs Owd asked me to...
22:22 Mon 25th Feb 2013179 answers, last by Ann 00:05 Mon 04th Mar 2013
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marval

Furious

A young boy comes home with an armchair under each arm and a sofa strapped to his back. His father is furious and says, "how many times have I told you not to accept suites from strangers?"...
18:47 Tue 26th Feb 20132 answers, last by starone 00:09 Wed 27th Feb 2013
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pinball2

"man " All Questions Have The Word Man In The Answer

32. He was famous for cricket (4,7) 37. Tainted love (7,6) thanks in advance...
17:35 Tue 26th Feb 20135 answers, last by emeritus 17:37 Tue 26th Feb 2013
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gness

Mother! Be Careful. They're Not Real People.

Was the daughter's response when I started to tell her about Answerbank. Well let me tell you about a real and beautiful person, one of many I have met here. When Owd was having a very bad spell I...
12:19 Tue 26th Feb 201345 answers, last by Maydup 22:40 Tue 26th Feb 2013
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Stargazer

Would You Go Up In A Hot Air Balloon?

The very thought of a large flame and gas combination makes me wonder who ever thought of this as a fun activity in the first place.
16:35 Tue 26th Feb 201324 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:17 Tue 26th Feb 2013
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AllThingsTrivial

In Keeping With The Last Joke..

My wife now left me because of my obsession with Star Wars So I said "May divorce be with you"...
21:38 Mon 25th Feb 20134 answers, last by Prudie 21:43 Mon 25th Feb 2013
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marval

Echo

Three men, one American, one Mexican, and one Chinese, were hiking in an unknown mountain. They suddenly discovered a big cave. So they each decided to test its echo. The American man shouted his...
20:31 Mon 25th Feb 20133 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 21:29 Mon 25th Feb 2013
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queenofmean

Missing Motivation

need to do my Avon collection this evening but my motivation has got up and left....anybody able to help me find it and get up and go
19:51 Mon 25th Feb 201337 answers, last by queenofmean 22:32 Mon 25th Feb 2013
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Foxy-Lady

Lizzies Rhyming Quiz

20a so shy it's almost unbearable 4 2 4 to rhyme with 20b memento 8 many thanks x...
21:06 Mon 25th Feb 20132 answers, last by Foxy-Lady 21:25 Mon 25th Feb 2013
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AllThingsTrivial

Breakfast In Bed

If I bring someone breakfast in bed all I expect in return is a simple "thankyou" not all this "How did you get in my house?" business...
20:54 Mon 25th Feb 20135 answers, last by Quizmonkey 14:03 Tue 26th Feb 2013
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wendilla

Spacestation Sighting Over Uk This Evening

One sighting only 6 42pm for 3 mins SW departing S There will be no visible sighting tomorrow and the last one for a few weeks will be on Wednesday ....
18:21 Mon 25th Feb 201310 answers, last by wendilla 19:55 Mon 25th Feb 2013
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marval

Warm And Wet

With a slight hesitation, I nervously inserted a finger: it felt warm and wet. She groaned. "I'm going to need more than that," she said. Taking a breath, I then inserted three more fingers. Her eyes...
18:40 Mon 25th Feb 201310 answers, last by maggiebee 00:08 Tue 26th Feb 2013
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riptide

13 Year Old Jack Russell Update

I had my darling Ben put to sleep today. I am so upset and sad. I know in my heart it was the right thing to do as he had no quality of life and was so distressed, but miss him so much. He was always...
18:44 Mon 25th Feb 201339 answers, last by maggiebee 10:13 Tue 26th Feb 2013
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starone

The Business Deal

A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it...
17:33 Mon 25th Feb 20132 answers, last by marval 18:05 Mon 25th Feb 2013
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starone

The Future's Looking Grim

A group of chaps, all age 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitresses there were gorgeous, with tight...
17:23 Mon 25th Feb 20135 answers, last by rsvp 22:36 Wed 27th Feb 2013
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Smowball

Ouch! That Looks Painful.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2284155/UMBRELLA-impales-drunken-reveller-22-NOSTRIL-fell-bed.html...
16:58 Mon 25th Feb 201317 answers, last by ChillDoubt 23:49 Mon 25th Feb 2013
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jd_1984

Age Profile Ab Users

A post I have just read regarding minimum age for AB users got me thinking.... What is the age range on this site? Hope you dont think my question rude, if you dont want to post your age, then that is...
08:22 Mon 25th Feb 201393 answers, last by shandi23 14:23 Thu 02nd Jun 2022
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday again. I haven'y been outside yet, but I know it's not too warm, I've just seen a polar bear in an overcoat! :o} Have a happy day everyone....
05:50 Mon 25th Feb 201382 answers, last by tonyav 09:32 Mon 25th Feb 2013
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bobbie22

Its So Cold

I turned my heating off at 9.30 to try and reduce my next gas bill, because the last one was so high - the price of gas has really gone up hasnt it? I am walking around with a blanket on over my...
23:34 Sun 24th Feb 201369 answers, last by redvanman 10:49 Wed 27th Mar 2013

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