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dollie65

What Song Sums Up Your Life Right Here And Now?

mine is 'help' by the beatles
17:41 Fri 01st Mar 201319 answers, last by beckersjay 19:18 Fri 01st Mar 2013
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dustypuss

God Created The Universe In Seven Days.

Do you think he put in for planning permission . If so do you think he would have got it?...
13:48 Fri 01st Mar 201315 answers, last by Zacs-Master 17:59 Fri 01st Mar 2013
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wendilla

Spacex Falcon 9 Taking Off For Spacestation In 10 Mins Go To Nasa Tv To Watch It Live.

Falcon 9 due for take off in a few mins....
15:59 Fri 01st Mar 20136 answers, last by wendilla 16:39 Fri 01st Mar 2013
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Fanriffic

Book 'em Danno

I've just written a book called "101 Ways To Revive The High Street". It's available on Kindle from Monday. Favourite text joke this week - so far. . ....
23:02 Thu 28th Feb 20136 answers, last by LochNessMonster 09:35 Sat 02nd Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Relatives.

Relatives................................... A couple were arguing and werent speaking to each other while driving in the car, then as they drove past a farmyard with pigs and cows & goats the husband...
23:13 Thu 28th Feb 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:28 Fri 01st Mar 2013
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marval

Cat's Laws

Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. Law of Cat Motion A cat will move...
23:16 Thu 28th Feb 20139 answers, last by mccfluff 16:31 Fri 01st Mar 2013
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Jemisa

The Loan...

A businessman walked into The Bank of England - London, and asked for the loan Manager. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow £5,000. The loan manager said the...
00:21 Fri 01st Mar 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:25 Fri 01st Mar 2013
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starone

A Few Smiles, If Not Laughs!

I'd just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days.' I told him, 'I wish I had...
12:49 Fri 01st Mar 20134 answers, last by marval 20:10 Fri 01st Mar 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday, 1st of the month. There is low cloud here this morning, but no frost. I hope the disperses when the sun rises. . . if it rises! I've got a haircut at 9.30, so I hope it warms up a bit! I saw...
05:52 Fri 01st Mar 201372 answers, last by grasscarp 12:21 Fri 01st Mar 2013
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boxtops

What Stickers Are In Your Car Windows?

Following on from Mrs O Boot contents threads: what stickers do you have in your car windows? I have Royal British Legion Help for Heroes oblong sticker a partially scraped-off one for the World Cup...
00:49 Fri 01st Mar 201334 answers, last by Jeza 22:15 Sun 03rd Mar 2013
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Smowball

Animal Film Titles

Ok, here we go with another... Film titles with either an animal/bird/fish in the title. To start us off: BATman The LION,the witch and the wardrobe CAT on a hot tin roof....
15:52 Thu 28th Feb 2013131 answers, last by baza 06:27 Fri 01st Mar 2013
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alison43331

Metro Clockword 28/02/13

Hi Please could someone help with the following clue: Team of three horses (6 LETTERS) R????M Thanks...
21:29 Thu 28th Feb 20134 answers, last by factor-fiction 21:44 Thu 28th Feb 2013
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Tilly2

I Told A Fib Today.

One of my colleagues had her hair cut last night I said, Oh your hair looks lovely. It really suits you.' Actulally, she now looks like Wendolene from 'A Close Shave' Wallace and Gromit. It's hideous!...
21:22 Thu 28th Feb 201358 answers, last by gness 22:56 Thu 28th Feb 2013
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mrs_overall

What Is In Your Car Boot Right Now?

Following on from Gness's startling list of items, I had a mental check of things in my boot which are: 1. An accordian (don't ask) 2. Spare oil and water 3. A hospital sick bowl 4. A pair of...
20:55 Thu 28th Feb 2013107 answers, last by mrs_overall 12:26 Fri 01st Mar 2013
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RATTER15

Today We Bought Two Giant Continental Rabbits.

We bought these two rabbits today to rear to be therapy rabbits that we can take into homes etc. http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m241/RATTER15/Rabbits/20130228_175050_zps63aad776.jpg They are...
20:01 Thu 28th Feb 201313 answers, last by DJHawkes 22:47 Thu 28th Feb 2013
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sidkid

Curtain Rods

On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for the last time at...
01:56 Fri 22nd Feb 20138 answers, last by bundleone 23:37 Thu 28th Feb 2013
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giveup

Hope This Works

A Sharing marriage... The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He...
20:02 Thu 28th Feb 20133 answers, last by Jemisa 23:26 Thu 28th Feb 2013
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starone

I Think It Is My 5 Year Anniversary

I joined AB on 29th February 2008. That is five years ago. Or should I say five years tomorrow, although it is 1st March? Very confusing. Must be awful to be born on a Leap year's extra day. If the...
19:00 Thu 28th Feb 201315 answers, last by Ann 00:46 Fri 01st Mar 2013
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starone

Who Said Men Were Not Romantic!

What's love got to do with it ? My friend's wife being the romantic sort, just sent him a text. It read:- If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are...
18:48 Thu 28th Feb 20137 answers, last by frugalfred 19:42 Thu 28th Feb 2013
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livings29

Can Anyone Help Me With 25A In Todays Daily Mail?

Cannot get this clue!!!!!
18:21 Thu 28th Feb 201311 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:35 Thu 28th Feb 2013

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